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PHN WINTER 2023-24 – Week 16 (Feb 5.24)

Posted on February 25, 2024

Seals farm club hold close out Caps. Nords crawl back to tie the Whalers. Go figure. Langer gets the hatty!

Rookie Round up Winter 23/24 Season

Posted on February 19, 2024

Three newbies getting noticed for their quickness and quirkiness The PHN 23/24 winter season has been one of saw offs with tie after tie after tie – yeah talking to …

PHN WINTER 2023-24 – Week 15 (Jan 29.24)

Posted on February 19, 2024

Petey “Muthafu*#kin’ Tsang scores a beauty in a 3-3 draw, Caps vs Nords. Whalers shutdown the Barbutos & The Seals 4-1.

PHN INSIDER EDITION 2024 – The 9 Routine

Posted on February 19, 2024

The curtain is finally pulled back on how the physical specimen known as 9. The legend is super generous to share a glimpse into his routine, which could improve so …

PHN WINTER 2023-24 – Week 14 (Jan 22.24)

Posted on February 11, 2024

Nords explode to score 6 straight after being down 4-0. Peruzza-Boyle combo for quickest goal in PHN history. Whalers & Caps dance until they tie.

As playoffs approach a rules reminder, and new policy!

Posted on February 10, 2024

Double Minors are against a player, not a team Guys as the standings tighten up and the play becomes more spirited here’s a reminder on the rules, as well as …

PHN WINTER 2023-24 – Week 13 (Jan 15.24)

Posted on February 4, 2024

Nords & Whalers like to tie… it is known. Caps Morelli & Drosini light up the Seals with 4pts a piece to lead to victory.

PHN WINTER 2023-24 – Week 12 (Jan 8.24)

Posted on January 30, 2024

Seals & Whalers battle to a 4-4 draw. Boyles Hatty trumps Doms Hattty, leads Nords to a rare 7-5 victory over the Caps.

Secrets of the Seals REVEALED!

Posted on January 29, 2024

The scoop on Joe’s PED program, Mark’s vampire sleep routine and more! The Seals are vying to be the first ever PHN dynasty to win three championships in a row …

No luck Nords say they’re gonna “gagner!”

Posted on January 15, 2024

Club started the second half with a win over the Caps After pulling off only one win in the first half of the season the Nords say the second half …

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