Bell gets his first career PHN goal!

Stop the presses gents!

The Oilers had some milestones last night!!! Only one we can divulge, and that is that perennial superstar Andrew Bell, most notable for his stay at home defensive expertise, scored a beauty last night to open his account! Bell circled back to his blueline with the puck, and then proceeded to deke out the entire team and score!

“I was just thinking, what would Bobby Orr do here? I said to myself, damn Belly, he would just make it look pro and score and then act like he did it a million times! I have to say, my first time felt great! It was over pretty quick, but its something I will never forget for the rest of my life! Who forgets the first time they do it right??? I know a lot of dudes said it happened quick, they didn’t feel anything, or it just happened and they didn’t know what the big deal was…. but for me, it was fast, hard, quick and mindblowing! Just so happy I could share it with my teammates and they could all see me do it for the first time!”

In other Oiler news, the Oil announced that they will be holding select tryouts to join their squad for the summer. For those that don’t know, the Oil as they call themselves, are an extreme party team, and demand more from their players off the ice, then they do on the ice!

This week Turbo will be auditioning. The Oil are apparently are flirting with tampering laws and will probably be getting a call from the PHNPA, however with two commissioners on the team already, and a third trying out, I think we all know how this ends…..

See you on the ice,

The Commissioners