BIGGEST TRADE IN PHN HISTORY

The North Stars and Mustangs have shaking the PHN world with what is said to be the biggest trade in the history of the PHN… and perhaps in all of sports history.

After a dismal start to the Mustangs season, Captain Mel Dawg and Co-Captain Turbo called out the entire team after last mondays mundane 4 – 0 loss to the Bombers.
“I gat keeds and a Wyyfe I can’t look in the eyes after last weeks game” -TURBO MYSKA
“Turbo and I were up late eating Nutella and watching scrambled skin tube, trying to figure out what needed to be done to get us back on track… We discussed the type of hard nosed, heavy lifting, no holds barred grinders we were sorely lacking on this squad, and thought the North Stars breed these guys every season. Sure enough George & Ashton were also awake eating Nutella, and one trade offer followed the by the next led to what we think will work for both our organizations.” – MELDAWG

NS captain Ashton said once Geoff “Smiley” Mosley was added to the trade block their was no turning back. “This guy is a class act, and the kind of player that makes everyone around him sexier”.

The PHN is in a trade frenzy and will have much different look and feel to it come next mondays game. Especially once they are suited up in proper uniforms. Please ask Corrupted League Commissioner and Oiler Morgan Matthews where they are if you haven’t yet this season.