Blockbuster trade; Tsang passes medical, sort of!

HUGE NEWS IN THE PHN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 players were involved!

4 teams were involved!

3 Commissioners were corrupted!

2 Pizzas were eaten!

1 Epic event occurred!!

The Flames, looking to strengthen their core, traded ERIC GOLD and MARCO CARAVAGGIO to the KINGS. When Tsang, who is the GM, Captain and brains behind the Flames was asked why, he simply said, “I held a heart to heart with the lads, and frankly, they knew it was coming. They knew their time with this amazing organization that I would never leave, was up!”

Tsang then immediately dealt himself to their rivals, the Oilers, for literally nothing (see attached video).

The Flames acquired defenceman Joe Cali, otherwise known as BULLDOG from the Canucks. The Godfather had tried to keep him, claiming the family connection, but in the end, couldn’t hold on to his rights. This should strengthen the Flames back end who are tied for last in the league with 25 goals against.

The Flames also acquire the rights to breakaway specialist TURBO from the Kings. Nothing really good to say here except the Kings instantly improve their odds in shootouts.

Good luck to all on their new squads!