Bombers Announce New Management Structure; Reply to THE OIL!

The Bombers would like to announce that fort the 2016-2017 season, Morgan Matthews has agreed to a permanent move and signed a long term contract to Captain the team. In his first move as Captain, Matthews looked to the Chiefs organization, winners of the prestigious TOILET BOWL, and plucked Dan Kuzmarov from the Captain ranks to Co-Captain with him on the Bombers. In his next move, he responded to THE OIL’s new Co-Captain, who also serves in the prestigious role of VP of Food Procurement for the team.

Dearest Oiler Management,
It’s heartbreaking to think that as a long-time member of the Oil organization I have been tossed aside like one or Mr. Tsang’s play things on a Saturday night. I can’t help but feel betrayed. Now I know how Taylor Hall felt going from first pick overall in 2010 to the Edmonton’s whipping boy in 2016. In fact I have been texting with Taylor over the weekend and he has helped me get through this rough time and see the light at the end of the tunnel. He also has great taste in sushi. After coming so close to victory this season with a group of men who literally would lie down in front of a JSB slap shot and take it in the face (Warrior) I have realized that the Oil organization is nothing more than a place for super-stars to go and die (similar to the New York Rangers). Although I shed a tear for the Oil scarf I can never dawn again, I feel a sense of hope and excitement that in May 2017 I could be with the my team and <the> PHN trophy at one of many fine gentlemen’s clubs in Etobicoke celebrating a season of excellence with players I not only call my team mates…. but I also call my brothers.

Suck it Tsang. See you on the ice.
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Bombers 4 Life son!