Chiefs being brought up on TAMPERING CHARGES

PHN,

The following statement was released today from the Commissioner’s Office.  Never one to rest, even in the new year, the CO had to hold an emergency meeting to deal with tampering charges.  It was brought to their attention that the Chiefs, who have been suffering of late, have actively pursued and engaged in attempted bribes with members of The Oil.

“The Captains of the Chiefs, Alfie “Sex God to the Stars” and J “E” M are about to be given official notification that the Chiefs will be under full investigation for player tampering.  The PHN Commissioner’s Office received documents today suggesting that the Chiefs have been actively pursuing players in The Oil organization.  As The Oil as of this time point, are undefeated this year, it is no wonder they would be a target.  We warn teams that they must obtain permission first before talking to other players.”

This matter will be settled either through a thorough investigation by the league’s rules committee or through the VP of Corruption being corrupted.