CHIEFS & NORTHSTARS BLOCKBUSTER TRADE!!!

NO ONE IS SAFE!!! That was the message sent after this historical move was made yesterday afternoon. The Chiefs have been struggling for sometime and needed a culture change in the room… Time to get uglier because this whole
sexy thing isn’t working anymore. Captain Alfy Yuen believes this trade achieves this goal and should steer them
in the right direction.

On the other hand, rumour has it Co-Captains George Tolea and Ashton stopped seeing eye to eye as the wins piled up and both felt they were each individually responsible for the recent domination. George claimed he was irreplaceable, and was quoted saying “You don’t have the balls to trade me… followed by 10 different emoji balls”.
Ashton set up the deal with the Chiefs 20 mins later.

Chiefs & North Stars will have their first matchup January 30th since this massive trade. Rumours of line brawls have already begun! Tickets are cheap… Don’t miss it.