Why doesn’t Ashton get videos up?

A lot of people have been writing in and stopping the Commissioner’s and asking just one single question:

“Why can’t that soap on a rope, Chris Chelios sweater wearing,

elbow throwing video taking guy Chris Ashton not get videos up in a timely fashion?”

We discovered the answer, or at least our take on it.

He can’t see.

The end.

See you on the ice!