Hey Snoop who you think’s gonna win the championship?

and what about that weird “Toilet Bowl” that you have to lose to win?

The PHN Championship is here and so is the infamous Toilet Bowl!

The big game is the Caps vs the Nords – with the PHN’s best regular season team doing battle with comeback kids who rarely lose and also rarely win.

FINALS AT 10:00! 

“Wow man hockey is the best sport,” said Snoop.

“This is wild, like the Nordiques don’t even exist anymore but they are in the Stanley Cup? How do you come back from the dead. Crazy. I’ve been smoking some good shit man.”

So who does the Snoop favour in the big game?

Sober Snoop says it’s a no brainer.

Snoop might wear blue flag but only on the left side – yeah that’s the Cripps side – and he wears a red shirt only the Caps shirt yeah he’s yelling atch you like ALL CAPS sure

TOILET BOWL AT 9:00! 

The Toilet Bowl, professional sports most embarrassing championship is also here.

It’s the own where the loser wins and Whalers are playing the Seals.

It’s also blowing Snoop’s mind.

“Whalers?  Like that doesn’t seem cool man.

You can’t be killing whales man they are beautiful. And Seals man they are beautiful too. We need to cherish them.

And the Toilet Bowl? This metaphor is bad news. People need to stop throwing trash in the ocean man. It’s not a toilet. ”

Snoop’s right.

He’s also feeling sentimental as the PHN enters its 20th anniversary year.

“Hockey is fucking cool.

Y’all lucky to have been loving this game for so long.

And we got more Black people playing it now too because we figured out it’s the shit.

My brother Chance is even did some rink side commentary a few years ago. I look forward to getting down with some real beer league hockey soon.”

After failing to buy the Ottawa Senators, Snoop has been looking into other business opportunities in the game. He’s thinking about the PHN.

“The only thing better than a beer league would be a bong league. We’ll see what we can do about that.”

It’s been a great season guys thanks to everyone for staying positive and working through quite a some ups and downs with attendance and coming to a new rink.

Lots to look forward to this summer and beyond.

And few a final words to Snoop.

“Good luck to everybody Monday night. Let’s do that hockey! Snoop out!”