K Dawg Issues Formal Response to Bombers Food Policy
The PHN front office was able to obtain the following email that was sent from K-Dawg, the Bombers VP of Food Procurement. Apparently this was in response to the actions of The Oil last night, and the scathing report in the media this morning about the lack of a 10:30 food policy.
VP of Food Procurement (Bombers) issues the following press release:
“ There has been a lot of speculation surrounding our team`s 0-3 start and our terrible on ice performance somehow being linked to my new food policies. It has been reported that as a result of the current state of the team that I will be stepping down from my new role. I am here to set the record straight…
I will not be stepping down and intend to fulfil my obligations to the Bombers organization and show the captains and my team that selecting me in the draft was a shrewd move for both on and off the ice performance.
Having said that, given our teams horrible start to the season under my regime, effective immediately, I am restructuring food policy and will allow food at 10:30 games. Last night, I witnessed our captain and fearless leader, resort to eating leftover Oilers food. As a proud member of the Bombers organization, this was embarrassing to see. I don’t want to put anyone through that, let alone our captain. Resorting to crust scraps, half eaten donuts and warm powerade, all which the Oilers would have otherwise discarded, was hard to watch. This will not happen again! Not on my watch! We are a proud organization and will not stoop to sloppy seconds.
We will return to glory both on and off the ice and I intend to show you all what true VP of Food leadership is all about. Next week, I will look after food (thanks Nick for offering to step up but I will handle it to get us back on track).
See you all next week. Come hungry!“