New food policy on the Bombers is an ultimate fail!
Three loses, no wins.
Outscored 22 to 8.
7.33 Goals Against Average.
No food at 10:30pm games.
New VP of Food Procurement K Dawg, who replaced Marco “The Man” Caravaggio, has been met with disapproval in the dressing room. After last night’s loss, the insults were flying,
“K Dawg denies us food after a 10:30 game, what is a he a vegan?”
“K Dawg probably invented kale!”
Under Caravaggio, the Bombers appeared in the PHN Championship. Under K Dawg, it looks like a Toilet Bowl is in their future, a huge step back. The Russian Wall looks like he can’t stop a beach ball, and even The Kuz is drooling for Pizza!
“The biggest mistake the Bombers ever made was not resigning their inaugural VP of Food Procurement. I think management got the idea that their hockey ops side was what drove them to the the Championship game, but clearly, it was their food policies that they took from The Oil. It is a shame to see such a negative turnaround, when they were looking to keep improving. They are like the North Stars, who just try to scav
age food from others, and simply can’t get their act together as well”, said a well placed source within The Oil organization who has insight into the situation.
In a moment of pure charity, The Oil, feeling bad for the Bombers, decided to donate their left over doughnuts and pizza and Gatorade to help out the starving players.
Hopefully it turns around for the Bombers, but if they don’t start eating, they won’t start winning.