Nords nail down the championship
Snoop Dog coming to Toronto to apologize to Pags, Wedge and the squad
In decisive 5-2 victory the Nords triumphed over a depleted Caps squad missing 4 key players.
The Nords scored a couple goals early and hounded the Caps D all night long.
The boys in blue especially hounded the spent Toilet Bowl call ups Niner and Dom, making it hard for the Caps to break out of their zone.
When they did the Nords had a pesky back check, as well and in the end cashed the pay check with the win.
The team was highly motivated coming off their win in game three of the round robin playoff.
“I knew all season we could win,” said Captain Pags.
“Yeah,” said Captain Wedge “me too.”
‘Captain’ Mike added “the thing is we saved winning two in a row for the salt two games of the season, so the rest of the league with your fancy 1st, 2nd and 3rd place can bite me. Who’s got trophy now bitches?”
Okay we still call Mike ‘Captain’ Mike because he like flys a plane.
And he’s right about saving the best for last in the playoff run, but he’s also going to meet with HR over the bitches comment.
And the PHN does not actually know where the trophy is…because the Nords aren’t saying and have yet to have their victory bash.
Game highlights
The Nords were awesome.
Gerry was stellar in net.
Max and Connor were fast as F. Adam was a force.
Don’t make me go on.
I can’t take it.
Snoop Dog says he’s sorry, promises a massive spliff
Snoop Dog who predicted a Caps win is making time on the Toronto stop of his tour to meet the Nords and make amends with some serious aroma therapy.
“Hey, when I make a mistake I own it. I patched it up with Eminem, I’m gonna patch it up with Pags and the boys.
They’re all invited to come backstage at my show and see how I roll,” said Dogg.
Oh this other thing happened, the Toilet Bowl
In this other earlier game the Seals with a half a team of unknown call ups (like Turbo) from parts unknown (like Burlington) pounded the Whalers, like a Cat 5 hurricane, winning 9-2 or something like that.
The sunken Whalers were in fact too embarrassed to have a team photo, so here’s what was left of the squad by the time a PHN photographer could get into the room.
The big games by the numbers
Congrats to the Nords!
