NORTH STARS the Brightest Star in the PHN!

BOOOOOOOM!

HUGE F’IN VICTORY for the North Stars! What a finish for the boys in green.  After a strong start to the season, the North Stars were targeted by league management and decimated.  Taking scoring sensation Jay Stevens, and some other dude I can’t remember, they started to lose.  Chris Ashton, self proclaimed Captain and Team Douche, was holding nothing back when he said, “The Commissioners have lost it.  That Cohn dude has it in for us, and I swear, if I ever get on the ice with him again, I will stick him in the face!”  Later in the season Cohn traded himself to the North Stars, and as they say, the rest is history, and Ashton ended up having to spend several nights at male strip joints as his punishment, which strangely enough, he didn’t seem to fazed by.

Huge victory, big goals, clutch performances, and one hell of an after party!

Congrats to the North Stars on winning the PHN 2013-2014 Winter Championship!