North Stars Drill for Oil; Flames burn the Capitals!

CHAMPIONSHIP MONDAY IS SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Norths Stars played their best game of the year with their leader, Chris “I dive for penalties” Ashton suspended for……. being a douche.  A huge 5-1 victory over the Oilers has booked their ticket into the Championship game.  Steve Bertolo had a huge night, with 2 goals and 2 assists.  K-Dawg, Kevin Kandaharian scored the game winner and had this to say following the game:

“HUGE WIN! We played as a team, and that is why we won.  With Ashton missing, it was key, it allowed us to work together, rather than watch the human highlight reel make a fool of himself skating up and down the ice and shooting wide and never passing, we all got to play!”

Bertolo added in, “What he said!”

Funnell just nodded his head in agreement.

The Flames won 6-3 over the Capitals, setting up a high energy final with the North Stars.