The Oil make changes in the front office!

 

 

I hate you 15

The PHN off season is not one without drama!  Already we have uncovered massive changes in the Captain ranks of teams.  Here we report from unidentified sources a letter from the Captain of The Oil to Peter Tsang.  Most interesting is how The Oil have apparently parted ways with long time Co-Captain Morgan and a natural rivalry between The Oil and the Bombers, Mr. Matthews new team has started to blossom.

 

Dearest VP of Food,

While we obviously value the tremendous work you have done in food procurement for The Oil this season, we are looking forward to you returning to The Oil to continue this role.

In order to do that, I have officially released Morgan Matthews from The Oil roster.  Management spent many minutes thinking about how this once proud Captain and representative of The Oil just completely tossed us to the side in favour of his beloved Bombers.  We have also learned that he just recently accepted the Captaincy for this coming year of said Bombers, a move that has now made him officially persona non grata in Oil nation.  Not only that, we have offered our fans to bring in his jersey and we will replace it for free!

With that, I am officially offering you the CO-CAPTAINCY of the historic and momentous and most overweight franchise in the PHN, THE OIL!

Please let us know if you accept, and that you will be available for the PHN Draft where you will announce our first overall draft pick on XXXXXXXXXX.

 

Thank you,

#25

Captain (soon to be CO-CAPTAIN????)

The Oil

This was the reply:

Dearest 25,

I most humbly accept your offer to become co-captain of the illustrious OIL franchise.

I will be there to assist yourself in selecting a team worthy of the title of the most overweight franchise in PHN history.

We should also burn all Mr Matthews jerseys that are return to us!!!!

Thank you!!!

PT

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