Oilers punch their ticket to Toilet Bowl, will hold tryouts!

The Oil has a reputation in the league. It isn’t on the ice, but rather off the ice. Many have asked, “How do I get on this squad!!!”
Now is your chance boys! The Oil will be holding team tryouts during their Toilet Bowl match against a Capitals team that may or may not show.
To find out more, please email: commissioners@prohockeynetwork.com with the subject line: I WANT ON THE OIL! and tell us what you would be willing to do to make this squad!
In other news, the semifinals are set! A one game match featuring:
Kings vs. Canucks
North Stars vs. Flames
Can Bertolo continue his streak? Can the Flames de-thrown the league leading Kings? Can Ashton not run goalies?