OMG and say my name, say my name

OMG new captains, it’s crazy

Breaking news in advance of the PHN Draft!

We know you all want to hear a Captain say your name more than the chicks in Destiny’s Child wants to hear it but we have other news you need to know.

Joe B, number one ranked player was fired by his Dad.

Huge controversy in the family.

Joe’s now in the draft.

And another shocker! Dom hired Niner to replace Joe.

Pags goes for bro Moe

Wedge has quit for the summer to golf – shocker – and to try and repeat Pags has paired up with Moe Brow, I mean Moe Bro.

Moe, who’s on a tear winning Toilet Bowls will have lots to say about being a former number one draft pick, and how losing so much has primed him for victory.

Dunner resigns, DRocK upgrades

After losing three championships in a row, maybe 4, maybe 5, Dunner is done with running a team.

DRock and Jonny P are the new power pair on the Caps!

Marco and Doc J are still wearing green

Soooo when one of your captains is a league sponsor it does not matter if you win the Toilet Bowl. You keep your job.

More news to come at the draft with franchise changes!