Peter Tsang named VP of Food Procurement for The Oil

The Oil would like to announce the naming of Peter Tsang to the esteemed position of Vice President, Food Procurement.

Mr. Tsang comes from a very unqualified background of always doing the bare minimum when asked to procure food and beverage.  Mr. Tsang recently became aware of a phenominum known as “chilling beverages” when he realized that not only is ice used to skate on, but to cool drinks with.  The Oil Board of Directors voted unanimously to add these responsibilities to his others, most recently, Director of Cherry Picking.  We wish Peter the best of luck in his new role.

Sincerely,

The Oil