PHN Commissioners Office Issues Formal Apology to Bombers

The PHN Commissioners Office released the following statement:

“On recommendation from our in-house counsel, we would like to issue the following apology to the Bombers organization, in particular their management, The Kuz and the VP of Corruption.  Previous statements from our office were highly critical of the success and the tactics employed by the Bombers management.  However, under threat of a $100,000 lawsuit and

pushing through a rule to make red pants mandatory in the league, we would like to apologize.  We recognize that is now the 3rd straight season in which the mighty and amazing and fantastic Bombers, have reached the semis, including an appearance in the finals last year which, I may add, they lost.  This was partially due to the excuse of Red Pants going on a date in Buffalo to watch fires in North Tonawanda, and Morgs trying to make in roads in China with a PHN expansion league.  We are sorry.  The Bombers management is amazing, but still probably getting canned.”

When asked for further comment, they said, “NO COMMENT to FURTHER COMMENT”