The Semi-finals are set, and the Toilet Bowl

How the mighty have fallen! The Mustangs, the reigning Winter 2015-2016 champions went from a model franchise to the epitomy of suckiness.  Not having players attend critical games resulted in many questions about upper management, and whether they just lost the touch of the room.  Insisting on Michael Jackson being played in the room instead of Eminem, mandatory team dinners at Red Lobster, and a team bonding event in Florida at the Senior’s facility, these events were brought into question by many players.

“I love Turbo, I love Mel Dawg, but when they would invite us back to their place and just have those tiny hog dog apps in a bun as our power meals, I had to think it was the beginning to the end…”, said an anonymous source, who refused to reveal his name.

The Mustangs take on the Chiefs for the Toilet Bowl! (Loser wins it!)

In the semi-finals:

The Oil will play the Godfathers for the 456th time this season and see who will prevail and advance to the finals!

The UNDEFEATED North Stars will take on the Bombers

See you on the ice,

The Commissioners