Tsang tries to trade himself, more soon…

The Commissioner’s Office has received a request for a trade by none other than Flames GM Peter Tsang.  Surprisingly, it is for HIM to be traded! He has waived his no trade clause and will allow himself to be moved to any team except the Oilers.  When asked why not the Oilers, he said, “The way they run that team it is a disgrace.  Who orders team veals, copious amounts of beer, and strippers on a routine basis????? Is that who I want to be associated with?””””

Everyone else does Tsang.

So much so that at this year’s tryouts for the Oiler cheerleaders, the entire Oiler team was on hand to personally hand select each girl.  The fans had a great time, and the after party was even crazier.  Some say the North Stars have started a great tradition of winning, but most in the league are trying to get their agent to move them to the Oilers……

See you on the ice,

The Commissioners