Uniform Violations get you 2 MINUTES!
Now that we have handed out full uniforms, anyone not wearing their team SOCKS and JERSEY will be issued a 2 minute penalty. This will not be served in the box or against your team, however, it will count towards your penalty minutes, meaning it gets you closer to an automatic game suspension.
Here we interview an anonymous PHN member about the new uniforms and socks:
PHNTV: So snazzy new uniforms you go there! Love the look now that you have matching socks and jerseys!
Anonymous PHN’er: Yeah, I love it, but the socks are too big!
PHNTV: Ever hear of tape?
Anonymous PHN’er: Yeah why?
PHNTV: USE IT.
We want to thank our roving PHNTV reporter for that great inverview!!!