Team says they’re ready to make waves for a 2nd straight championship, but critics say they’re sunk After a triumphant summer 2024 season that saw two long time losers – Morgan and Mark – finally take home a championship, the Whalers say they’re ready for a winter repeat. “I’m ready to repeat,” said Nate the Nozzle, “like to replicate, duplicate, do it all over again. …
Like the fact that attendance is super optional! It’s been awhile boys but here are ten things I learned at the last PHN playoff game. Pags still has it! – He potted three goals in a big 6-3 win for the Nords over the Caps. Wearing that French blue he’s now officially Franco Italian. 2. Mark still also has it – four points in the …
Wanna do that hockey? Sign up fast for your chance to be a champ! PHN Nation the 2024-2025 Winter season is almost upon us. Like seriously it starts in four weeks. Here are the basics: 4 Teams: (Caps, Nords, Whalers, Seals) 11 skaters per team & 1 puck stop 24 Weeks of sizzling hockey action (including playoffs) PHN Opening Night: September 30, 2024 PHN Winter …
Moe vs Mark and Morgy, the 3M’s final It’s the big time big game. The PHN 20th Anniversary summer season championship! Playing at 9 pm for the first most tarnished and second most cherished trophy in hockey and are the Seals and the Whalers. The Seals landed at 13 points with a win and a loss in the round robin (4 set points + 6 …
Who will flush their season away?! The PHN 20th Anniversary Finals and Toilet Bowl are set! An epic season is coming to an epic end. Twenty years of PHN action comes to a exciting close tomorrow night. Are you ready for it? Here’s the scoop or rather the poop on the trophy nobody wants to win! Toilet Bowl Battle Caps v Nords Playing to Monday …
Absences are not to be used to get advantage Guys this post is a update of the spare rules and a reminder of the current established policy which is something that we are always working on to improve the league. There is no more bottom up spare rule. The idea is done and dusted. Spare Rules The spare rules have evolved in recent seasons for …
Rivalries build going into game two of round robin The PHN 20th anniversary playoffs are getting tense! Game 2 of the series is a rematch Nords v Seals at 8 pm Caps v Whalers at 9 pm. Game 1 was an 8-4 Seals win over the Nords and 5-5 Caps/Whalers tie. Here’s where things stand after the first game of the round robin. Seals: …
Moe has a fast car but his PHN career has stalled out since his first season Moe – aka Molicious – is something of a PHN legend. Exactly what year he entered in the PHN is a bit foggy but he’s near a decade into his career and after a championship loss in his rookie season he’s never made it back to big game ever …
Sad as emo boys, these guys in serious need of a championship There are actually a trio of Whalers who have never won the big game, but since Matty D is a part timer we’re focussing on the full time losers Mark and Morgy (aka 15 aka Morgs aka Captain Morgan, aka the VP of Corruption). Mark comes from a family of winners – …
Nords keeper NEEDS to win the big game Nords goalie Danner is something of an enigma. That means mystery for all you PHN tools who never made it past grade eight! The guy can rob you stone cold on a breakaway, but for a young buck also misses a lot of games due to injury or maybe STI’s, we’re not sure. Either way something in …
Super stud wants a win for his many many many kids He’s a man with almost as many nicknames as he has children. Actually that’s not true he has a handful of nicknames but more children than anyone – including himself – can count. He’s Bambi, aka Rodzilla aka Rod the Bod aka as of today Roddy. And despite being the most fertile player the …
Two game showdown determines if you play for championship or toilet bowl! Okay boys here’s how the 20th anniversary summer season playoffs work. Pay attention – especially you captains! After the showdown robin the top two teams will play for the PHN Championship and the bottom two play for the Toilet Bowl on Monday, Aug 26th. Mel Dawg designed this system for us, just like …