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  • The Oil take the week to train at their home rink!

    The Oil know that making it to the semi’s in the PHN is no easy task. To that end, they have taken the team on a roadie to Edmonton in order to practice at their home rink, the Rogers Centre. In the following pictures, you can see Oil forward Jerry Paglia pay homage to one of The Oil great, Wayne Gretzky. Will The Oil be …

  • Crosby is just another guy that plays hockey….

    Younger sister’s college hockey bio pokes fun at Crosby To St. Cloud State goalie, Penguins superstar is just her big brother Sidney Crosby is perhaps the NHL’s biggest star. His incredible career includes three Stanley Cup championships, two Conn Smythe Trophies, two Hart Trophies and countless other awards. He led the Penguins to the Cup again last season. But to the goalie for St. Cloud State …

  • PLAYOFFS ARE HERE!

    PHN, Firstly, congratulations goes out to the Godfathers, who have won the Commissioner’s Cup!  Dom and Joseph Barbuto, Captains of the Godfathers, put together a strong team and franchise from the beginning and never really looked back.  Congrats to you boys, and good luck in the playoffs! Congrats also to the Bombers, who have finished in last place…. if they win the Toilet Bowl, their …

  • North Stars sign Backup Stud Jay Stevens!!!

    Jay Stevens has been a marvel to modern science to say the least. The Oil who are known as the kings of gluttony and not having the most shrewd management team, made Jay Stevens available on waivers as a Goalie earlier in the season. With 85′ OHL sensation Gerry Luliano on the shelf for the North Stars, Jay Stevens took over from there. In 2 …

  • Profile: Angrymaus.com launches by PHN star Tyler Norwood

    The PHN is home to a collection of superstars… from those that crush it on the ice, all the way to those that rock it online! Tyler Norwood recently launched ANGRYMAUS.com, a fashion forward website featuring exquisite, unsurpassed, unequalled fine menswear.  If you are in the market for a new sports jacket, tie, shoes, or even watches and art, be sure to head over to …

  • Really???

    This is what they come up with?????????? Such a wasted opportunity! Worst redesign though by far is the Predators! HORRIBLE! Check out the Oilers, using navy blue now…..

  • Special Counsel Appointed in PHN Trade Fiasco

    The Commissioner’s Office has appointed a Special Counsel to deal with a high level threat to the integrity of the PHN. More info to come soon. UPDATE (4:20pm; June 19, 2017): The Special Counsel has subpoenaed emails from the Bombers and North Stars organization. There will be a press statement released later this week.

  • PHN Blockbuster Trades Announced!

    The Commissioners Office can report the following trade that was approved by the trade committee which involves a representative from each of the 6 clubs. 1. Donny Easterbrook has signed on as a free agent with the Chiefs. 2. The Chiefs will move Gary Taylor to the Bombers for future considerations. 3. The North Stars will trade Michael Arseneau to the Bombers in exchange for …

  • Phil “The Thrill” Kessel

    Suck it Toronto, suck it HARD!   Phil Kessel is a *TWO-TIME* #StanleyCup Champion. pic.twitter.com/7Sap4Nd39C — NHL (@NHL) June 12, 2017

  • Godfathers and North Stars the clear class of the league!

    Mid season report has the Barbutos and Ashton as the clear winners of the draft this summer.  This comes as no surprise, as both clubs invested heavily in the off season in the scouting department, as well as establishing an analytics department. “In today’s game, you really need to consider multiple aspects of a players game.  We have in-depth analysis of skaters strides, shots, power, …

  • K Dawg Issues Formal Response to Bombers Food Policy

    The PHN front office was able to obtain the following email that was sent from K-Dawg, the Bombers VP of Food Procurement.  Apparently this was in response to the actions of The Oil last night, and the scathing report in the media this morning about the lack of a 10:30 food policy.   VP of Food Procurement (Bombers) issues the following press release:   “ …

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