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  • PLAYOFFS ARE HERE!

    PHN, Firstly, congratulations goes out to the Godfathers, who have won the Commissioner’s Cup!  Dom and Joseph Barbuto, Captains of the Godfathers, put together a strong team and franchise from the beginning and never really looked back.  Congrats to you boys, and good luck in the playoffs! Congrats also to the Bombers, who have finished in last place…. if they win the Toilet Bowl, their …

  • North Stars sign Backup Stud Jay Stevens!!!

    Jay Stevens has been a marvel to modern science to say the least. The Oil who are known as the kings of gluttony and not having the most shrewd management team, made Jay Stevens available on waivers as a Goalie earlier in the season. With 85′ OHL sensation Gerry Luliano on the shelf for the North Stars, Jay Stevens took over from there. In 2 …

  • Profile: Angrymaus.com launches by PHN star Tyler Norwood

    The PHN is home to a collection of superstars… from those that crush it on the ice, all the way to those that rock it online! Tyler Norwood recently launched ANGRYMAUS.com, a fashion forward website featuring exquisite, unsurpassed, unequalled fine menswear.  If you are in the market for a new sports jacket, tie, shoes, or even watches and art, be sure to head over to …

  • Really???

    This is what they come up with?????????? Such a wasted opportunity! Worst redesign though by far is the Predators! HORRIBLE! Check out the Oilers, using navy blue now…..

  • Special Counsel Appointed in PHN Trade Fiasco

    The Commissioner’s Office has appointed a Special Counsel to deal with a high level threat to the integrity of the PHN. More info to come soon. UPDATE (4:20pm; June 19, 2017): The Special Counsel has subpoenaed emails from the Bombers and North Stars organization. There will be a press statement released later this week.

  • PHN Blockbuster Trades Announced!

    The Commissioners Office can report the following trade that was approved by the trade committee which involves a representative from each of the 6 clubs. 1. Donny Easterbrook has signed on as a free agent with the Chiefs. 2. The Chiefs will move Gary Taylor to the Bombers for future considerations. 3. The North Stars will trade Michael Arseneau to the Bombers in exchange for …

  • Phil “The Thrill” Kessel

    Suck it Toronto, suck it HARD!   Phil Kessel is a *TWO-TIME* #StanleyCup Champion. pic.twitter.com/7Sap4Nd39C — NHL (@NHL) June 12, 2017

  • Godfathers and North Stars the clear class of the league!

    Mid season report has the Barbutos and Ashton as the clear winners of the draft this summer.  This comes as no surprise, as both clubs invested heavily in the off season in the scouting department, as well as establishing an analytics department. “In today’s game, you really need to consider multiple aspects of a players game.  We have in-depth analysis of skaters strides, shots, power, …

  • K Dawg Issues Formal Response to Bombers Food Policy

    The PHN front office was able to obtain the following email that was sent from K-Dawg, the Bombers VP of Food Procurement.  Apparently this was in response to the actions of The Oil last night, and the scathing report in the media this morning about the lack of a 10:30 food policy.   VP of Food Procurement (Bombers) issues the following press release:   “ …

  • New food policy on the Bombers is an ultimate fail!

    Three loses, no wins. Outscored 22 to 8. 7.33 Goals Against Average. No food at 10:30pm games. New VP of Food Procurement K Dawg, who replaced Marco “The Man” Caravaggio, has been met with disapproval in the dressing room.  After last night’s loss, the insults were flying, “K Dawg denies us food after a 10:30 game, what is a he a vegan?” “K Dawg probably …

  • PHN Stats are still here….

    PHN, Due to a site upgrade on Pointstreak’s site, we are in the process of upgrading our own site so that we can showcase the live standings, stats, etc… We ask for your patience as we adapt to the change, and in the meantime, please visit Pointstreak directly to see the various stats by clicking on the image below!             …

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