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  • Special Counsel Appointed in PHN Trade Fiasco

    The Commissioner’s Office has appointed a Special Counsel to deal with a high level threat to the integrity of the PHN. More info to come soon. UPDATE (4:20pm; June 19, 2017): The Special Counsel has subpoenaed emails from the Bombers and North Stars organization. There will be a press statement released later this week.

  • PHN Blockbuster Trades Announced!

    The Commissioners Office can report the following trade that was approved by the trade committee which involves a representative from each of the 6 clubs. 1. Donny Easterbrook has signed on as a free agent with the Chiefs. 2. The Chiefs will move Gary Taylor to the Bombers for future considerations. 3. The North Stars will trade Michael Arseneau to the Bombers in exchange for …

  • Phil “The Thrill” Kessel

    Suck it Toronto, suck it HARD!   Phil Kessel is a *TWO-TIME* #StanleyCup Champion. pic.twitter.com/7Sap4Nd39C — NHL (@NHL) June 12, 2017

  • Godfathers and North Stars the clear class of the league!

    Mid season report has the Barbutos and Ashton as the clear winners of the draft this summer.  This comes as no surprise, as both clubs invested heavily in the off season in the scouting department, as well as establishing an analytics department. “In today’s game, you really need to consider multiple aspects of a players game.  We have in-depth analysis of skaters strides, shots, power, …

  • K Dawg Issues Formal Response to Bombers Food Policy

    The PHN front office was able to obtain the following email that was sent from K-Dawg, the Bombers VP of Food Procurement.  Apparently this was in response to the actions of The Oil last night, and the scathing report in the media this morning about the lack of a 10:30 food policy.   VP of Food Procurement (Bombers) issues the following press release:   “ …

  • New food policy on the Bombers is an ultimate fail!

    Three loses, no wins. Outscored 22 to 8. 7.33 Goals Against Average. No food at 10:30pm games. New VP of Food Procurement K Dawg, who replaced Marco “The Man” Caravaggio, has been met with disapproval in the dressing room.  After last night’s loss, the insults were flying, “K Dawg denies us food after a 10:30 game, what is a he a vegan?” “K Dawg probably …

  • PHN Stats are still here….

    PHN, Due to a site upgrade on Pointstreak’s site, we are in the process of upgrading our own site so that we can showcase the live standings, stats, etc… We ask for your patience as we adapt to the change, and in the meantime, please visit Pointstreak directly to see the various stats by clicking on the image below!             …

  • In the Crease Rule – PLEASE READ

    PHN, In an effort to ensure our goalies are safe and fair play, we are enforcing the following rule on a go forward. If you are in the offensive zone and have possession, the referee will blow the play dead if you skate THROUGH the crease, or are IN the crease.  The face-off comes outside. 2. If you are driving to the net, and in …

  • Championship Monday is set!

    WOW! It was a phenomenal night filled with crazy goals, wild saves, and the North Stars eating a massive sized piece of humble pie! Toilet Bowl  All you need to know is that the Godfathers spanked the North Stars in the game, ensuring that the North Stars skated off the ice as the biggest losers of the year, earning the Toilet Bowl!  Their season was …

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