In an attempt to further embroider his wretched North Stars hat, Chris “I don’t pass or get out of the way” Ashton swindled a whole bunch of people last night and ended up with the craftiest and most expensive goalie trade of all time. Showing up looking like he just came from Burning Man and hadn’t showered, Ashton announced before the draft went down that …
DETAILS When: Starts September 18, 2017 Where: Vaughan Iceplex Game Times: 8:30pm, 9:30pm, 10:30pm Teams: North Stars, Bombers, Mustangs, Chiefs, Godfathers, and The Oil Cost: $650+HST (early bird discount of $25 if paid before August 18 EOD) ATTENTION: Please note this is a draft league, and as such, we reserve the right to place you on any team, and not tied to any friends, enemies …
The Oil, by virtue of having the highest regular season ranking (3rd) of the series winners, is awarded the right to choose their choice of opponents in the semifinals……………….. and The Oil select…….. THE MUSTANGS!!! “We only played them once this season, and when we did, we were impressed with their work effort in getting up the stairs to the rink. Then they STUNK! Turbo …
The Toilet Bowl is set! The Godfathers will host the Chiefs and attempt to flush them from a Championship to a Toilet Bowl! The Semi-finals are set as well: The Oil will face the Mustangs The Bombers will play the North Stars One game semi’s, if there is a tie at the end of regulation, then a 5 minute 3on3 sudden death OT will be …
The Oil know that making it to the semi’s in the PHN is no easy task. To that end, they have taken the team on a roadie to Edmonton in order to practice at their home rink, the Rogers Centre. In the following pictures, you can see Oil forward Jerry Paglia pay homage to one of The Oil great, Wayne Gretzky. Will The Oil be …
Younger sister’s college hockey bio pokes fun at Crosby To St. Cloud State goalie, Penguins superstar is just her big brother Sidney Crosby is perhaps the NHL’s biggest star. His incredible career includes three Stanley Cup championships, two Conn Smythe Trophies, two Hart Trophies and countless other awards. He led the Penguins to the Cup again last season. But to the goalie for St. Cloud State …
PHN, Firstly, congratulations goes out to the Godfathers, who have won the Commissioner’s Cup! Dom and Joseph Barbuto, Captains of the Godfathers, put together a strong team and franchise from the beginning and never really looked back. Congrats to you boys, and good luck in the playoffs! Congrats also to the Bombers, who have finished in last place…. if they win the Toilet Bowl, their …
Jay Stevens has been a marvel to modern science to say the least. The Oil who are known as the kings of gluttony and not having the most shrewd management team, made Jay Stevens available on waivers as a Goalie earlier in the season. With 85′ OHL sensation Gerry Luliano on the shelf for the North Stars, Jay Stevens took over from there. In 2 …
The PHN is home to a collection of superstars… from those that crush it on the ice, all the way to those that rock it online! Tyler Norwood recently launched ANGRYMAUS.com, a fashion forward website featuring exquisite, unsurpassed, unequalled fine menswear. If you are in the market for a new sports jacket, tie, shoes, or even watches and art, be sure to head over to …
This is what they come up with?????????? Such a wasted opportunity! Worst redesign though by far is the Predators! HORRIBLE! Check out the Oilers, using navy blue now…..
The Commissioner’s Office has appointed a Special Counsel to deal with a high level threat to the integrity of the PHN. More info to come soon. UPDATE (4:20pm; June 19, 2017): The Special Counsel has subpoenaed emails from the Bombers and North Stars organization. There will be a press statement released later this week.
The Commissioners Office can report the following trade that was approved by the trade committee which involves a representative from each of the 6 clubs. 1. Donny Easterbrook has signed on as a free agent with the Chiefs. 2. The Chiefs will move Gary Taylor to the Bombers for future considerations. 3. The North Stars will trade Michael Arseneau to the Bombers in exchange for …