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Another illustrious PHN regular season has come to an end and the playoffs are set to begin. The match ups are set. Monday Caps vs. Seals at 8. Nords vs. Whalers at 9. The Nords, who sank to the bottom of the standings after the move to the new rink, take on the first place Whalers. The Seals, who also stumbled and tumbled at the …
Bulldoze that barn say PHN’ers, new rink to be announced soon Boys, the PHN Scribe asked around and asked around again. Let me tell you it was hard to find a soul with any love left for the our old rink, not so affectionately known as “Double Dumps.” “I can’t comment on this until I hear it’s actually over and bulldozed,” said Niner. “Even then… …
Bitter brothers go head to head, family bonds being burnt on ice at Braehead tonight! There are a few things you need to know about Scotland. First of all, there’s a lot of chicks named Heather, which is also the name of a flowery plant. Secondly, Heathers all get better looking the more single malt you drink. Finally, besides Heathers and single malt the …
PHN stars impress UK fans, playing next game in Glasgow The PHN is proving a smash hit in the UK, with fans lapping up the hot hockey action. Even the Princess of Wales Kate Middleton has been checking out the games, and taking limo rides with unnamed PHN players. Bruising Caps D man D Rock says he’s pumped that fans like Kate have really taken to …
With fans in Europe clamouring for better hockey, PHN takes flight Pro Hockey Network has three weeks of action at biggest rink in England After playing in front of sellout crowds near Toronto for nearly 2 decades, the PHN will play its first ever slate of foreign games in England. It’s just like the NFL and NHL. And about time say veteran PHH’ers. “Tally …
The Kuz & his entourage will be rocking out on stage @ The Duke (1225 Queen St. East, Toronto) on Saturday December 3.22. The band is called ‘Ridin the Pine’, and are known as rowdy kick your teeth in Metal band!!!… Well maybe… You’ll have to come see for yourself. All are welcome and the more the merrier. Rumours have it many PHN trades have …
The PHN summer trade deadline came to a close with another four players moved in competition committee engineered trades. These trades are desiigned to improve balance across the league and decided is short, professional meetings that do not involve and beer or bullshitting. Interestingly all four players involved told the PHN scribe the same thing in reaction to the moves. Stars and Nords at it …
A shocker unfolded at centre Ince before the PHN’s last late game. Four players were traded right before puck drop! PHN announcer JSB was in the booth and announced the trade between the The Oil and Nords. “I have never ever, ever ever, seen anything like it” said JSB. It was JSB who broke the news to the players over the PS system, telling Kapper …
There was hot summer trade action in the PHN last night as the Nords and Stars hammered out a blockbuster! Rational and ruthless In a display of rational and ruthless salary cap management Captain Moe of the Stars sent Bulldog Cali packing to the Nords in exchange for the low cost, low mileage baby face Justin O! “This is the new North Stars style,” said …
Of course the playoffs start tonight but that’s not only competition in the PHN. It’s going to be a tight race for the PHN Rookie Rock Star Award, and the legions of PHN followers need help in casting their fan ballots. Fortunately the PHN Scribe is here for them with the rookie round up! There are seven PHN rookies this season – three on the …
A shout out here to PHN’ers for doing the right thing! On Sunday March 20th, six PHN players were playing on a team in another league. One of the guys tested positive on Monday March 21 and told us about it. We asked the rest of the guys to sit out that night and they all agreed. It was chaos trying to make things work …