Exclusive interviews with Matty and A-Ron Lago reveal intense rivalry The PHN playoffs start Monday and the early game at 8:00 is the Nords against the Whalers. It’s a two game series to advance to the finals, soon game can end in a tie, and if it is a split series tie breaker rules will be applied. It should be a hard fought series and …
Exclusive interviews with Danner and 2-5 reveal intense rivalry The PHN playoffs start Monday and the late game at 9:00 is the Caps against the Seals. It’s a two game series to advance to the finals, soon game can end in a tie, and if it is a split series tie breaker rules will be applied. Looking forward to the big battle between first and …
Better hurry, email the VP of Corruption immediately… once the spots are gone, they are gone!!!!!!!
Supermodels devasted, some planning to crash his “Gentlemen’s Dinner” PHN stud and veteran superstar Pags is getting married this fall to his sweetheart Selina. After a 10 year courtship she finally agreed to marry the now aging not-so-gracefully power forward, who’s also a PHN GM and has a side hustle as a sparky. “I finally feel like I’m at a point with things in the …
Hot chocolate! Cinnamon buns! Composite fibres! Boys the time has come to sign up for exciting PHN winter action! That’s right, we actually kinda prepared this season so it’s gonna be extra awesome. We have a new rink, some of us have new skates. But as before, we’re ready for our usual fixin’ of fun hockey action. So are you hungry? Not just for hot …
All the inside dope and back room deal talk here! After a high stakes weekend of intense discussions to update the league player rankings after seeing the results of games one through five, the league’s Competition Committee dropped the hammer on parity trades to maintain the PHN’s high calibre level of competition. “This is what we do,” said Mel Dawg, the head of the committee. …
and by smash success we mean somehow 4 teams were picked The PHN Summer draft was something of a technical disaster, but from a scouting and team building perspective it was a smash success. There was plenty of drama before the first pick was announced, as major shakeups well ummmm well pretty much shook up the leadership of the league. Also a massive comeback …
The PHN is all about fast, fun and safe hockey. As a draft league the guys you are playing against this season could be on your team next season, so play hard but treat every one with the respect of a friend or brother. Here are the rules that make the league different: ** Please be aware that this does not constitute the entire revised …
Father son celebrations tarnished by three players suspiciously missing from the big game The Seals finally won a championship after their inaugural 1967 season in a hard fought 1-0 victory over the Whalers. The parity of the league was on display right to the very ending battle that saw both sides play lock down defence and trade near misses. See the excellent video highlights here. …
And now the two biggest games in the PHN, the Championship and the Toilet Bowl, are set. An incredibly close regular season came down to two incredibly close semi-finals. “It was incredibly close,” said the PHNPA VP of Corruption, aka 15. “So close that I’m personally going to investigate some claims about the use of performance enhancing drugs to make sure that nobody was hopped …
PHN Players Poll. Please read and respond ASAP. Thanks again to everyone for their patience and bringing a positive attitude to hockey after our season was disrupted and we had to relocate to Brampton. As you know, we have a great new home for summer at Sports Village. It’s a great facility and we’re seeking the same for next winter. Ultimately, we hope to find …
PHN back at Sports Village for summer 2023! PLUS take our exciting summer hockey survey below! That’s right. It’s true. It’s back to the future for summer 2023! The PHN will return to the Sports Village for an exciting summer season of 12 games. Thanks to Mel Dawg and Dunner for researching rinks. Sports Village is at 2600 Rutherford Road in Vaughan. It’s just blocks from the …