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  • GM Meetings Continue To Bring About Many Questions

    We bring you this live update from the PHN GM meetings taking place in Etobicoke, Ontario at the luxurious KFC on Queensway. Rumours have been swirling that major changes are in store in the PHN.  Some more topics have been overheard, and we have summarized them for you below:  Players are missing deadlines to register by ignoring emails.  The PHN is looking into driving to …

  • GM Meetings Reveal Interesting Changes

    As the PHN holds their anytime GM meetings, several new things have been tabled and are being voted on by the group to go into effect as early as the PHN Summer 2018 Season! The firing of the worst ever producing franchise GM’s, which include the Bombers and The Oil, regardless, if they win the Toilet Bowl.  Turbo, a high ranking league official, spoke off …

  • Playoff Matchups SET!!!

    PHN, The first round of the playoffs are all set!  After a great regular season, we have some amazing matchups that are looking like there will be some definite upsets.  The might Mustangs finished off in first place, taking home the Commissioners Cup! But, will that guarantee them an easy path to the finals and a chance to hoist the ultimate prize? The Oil will …

  • SOLD OUT!!!

    PHN’ers, Registration is now open for the Summer 2018 season! Spots will fill fast so please sign-up immediately. CLICK THE ABOVE IMAGE TO GO DIRECTLY TO THE REGISTRATION PAGE OR COPY AND PASTE THE FOLLOWING LINK: http://tinyurl.com/ychxx92f When: Monday nights, starting April 16 (8:30pm / 9:30pm / 10:30pm game times) Where: Vaughan Iceplex Teams: 6 drafted teams, 11 rostered skaters per team + one goalie …

  • Congratulations to the Mustangs!

    Congrats goes out to the Mustangs for finishing first at the end of the regular season and winning the Commissioners Cup!  

  • BLAKBAK ELITE PRO MODEL STICKS FOR SALE

    BLAKBAK OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE PHN           NHL PRO STICK BlakBak Elite BOYZ, the playoffs are just around the corner, have you checked your equipment, are you locked and loaded and ready to do battle. Stay focused on your game, not on your broken down TWIG! Ask yourself, am I an ANIMAL outfitted with the tool of my trade!!!!!! These are not sport store models, they …

  • This Weeks Key Matchup: Bombers vs Godfathers

    Fresh from a mud bath Molicious and the Bombers look to keep rolling after last weeks upset over PHN’s 1st Place Mustangs.  With Captain 15 out on disability leave, The Bombers seem to have tightened as a group.  Rumour has it Assistant Captain Kuz was left in the dark while the starting lineup was set up before last weeks game. Should the Godfathers take the …

  • The Oil confirm they have completed a BLOCKBUSTER TRADE!

    PHN, The Oil GM 25 has confirmed that they have indeed brokered a blockbuster deal.  He would only say at the time that it involved 2 players, and they were significant pieces of the team.  He related it to Eberle and Hall, two great players, just their time had come and gone on the team.  After an embarassing loss to the Godfathers, and discontent in …

  • Huge matchups right before Halloween

    There are several key matchups going on the night before the ghouls and ghosts take over Vaughan! The Oil and North Stars GM Ashton is panicking.  Without his star players, he is looking to recruit some ringers so he doesn’t lose.  Knowing he won’t pass to anyone else on his team, if you can make a pass, you might get a call! The Oil on …

  • Visitation and Service for Damian

    For those interested in visitation and attending the service: Visitation Date: Sunday, October 1st, 2017, 2:00pm – 4:00pm; 7:00pm – 9:00pm Service Information Date: Monday, October 2, 2017, 11:00am in the chapel Location: Armstrong Funeral Home  124 King St. E. Oshawa, ON L1H 1B6

  • Damian Lastoria

    PHN’ers, It is with sadness that we must report Damian Lastoria passed away early Tuesday morning from complications of cancer.  He was 35. The Commissioners are very proud of the way you guys stepped up to help out a fellow player when in need.  A video of Damian’s highlights is posted on the website.  We were informed that one of the last things that Damian saw before …

  • Draft was a success, Ashton feeds lies to draft players!

    In an attempt to further embroider his wretched North Stars hat, Chris “I don’t pass or get out of the way” Ashton swindled a whole bunch of people last night and ended up with the craftiest and most expensive goalie trade of all time. Showing up looking like he just came from Burning Man and hadn’t showered, Ashton announced before the draft went down that …

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