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FIRED!!!!!! The Oil and Bombers Go in a Different Direction
More to come but breaking news has the Bombers firing their management and quickly replacing them with Sam and Alex, and The Oil releasing 25 and Tsanger! Further, this reporter has learned that The Oil was so hated among upper league management, that they have officially MOVED THE FRANCHISE and awarded it to the FLAMES!!! MORE TO COME SOON!
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Vimy Ridge Day
The Battle of Vimy Ridge The Battle of Vimy Ridge began on Easter Monday, April 9, 1917. Regiments from coast to coast saw action together in a distinctly Canadian triumph, helping create a new and stronger sense of Canadian identity in our country. Canada’s military achievements during the war raised our international stature and helped earn us a separate signature on the Treaty of Versailles …
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Damian Lastoria Night @ the PHN this MONDAY!!!
PHN, Starting at 8:30pm on Championship night (Monday, April 9), the PHN will be having a ceremony to remember our friend, Damian Lastoria. We would be honoured if everyone could come out and pay tribute, as we will be not only doing some special things, but will also have an amazing video tribute to Damian that will appear after the Championship game. Also, for all …
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PHN Commissioners Office Issues Formal Apology to Bombers
The PHN Commissioners Office released the following statement: “On recommendation from our in-house counsel, we would like to issue the following apology to the Bombers organization, in particular their management, The Kuz and the VP of Corruption. Previous statements from our office were highly critical of the success and the tactics employed by the Bombers management. However, under threat of a $100,000 lawsuit and pushing …
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GM Meetings Continue To Bring About Many Questions
We bring you this live update from the PHN GM meetings taking place in Etobicoke, Ontario at the luxurious KFC on Queensway. Rumours have been swirling that major changes are in store in the PHN. Some more topics have been overheard, and we have summarized them for you below: Players are missing deadlines to register by ignoring emails. The PHN is looking into driving to …
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GM Meetings Reveal Interesting Changes
As the PHN holds their anytime GM meetings, several new things have been tabled and are being voted on by the group to go into effect as early as the PHN Summer 2018 Season! The firing of the worst ever producing franchise GM’s, which include the Bombers and The Oil, regardless, if they win the Toilet Bowl. Turbo, a high ranking league official, spoke off …
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Playoff Matchups SET!!!
PHN, The first round of the playoffs are all set! After a great regular season, we have some amazing matchups that are looking like there will be some definite upsets. The might Mustangs finished off in first place, taking home the Commissioners Cup! But, will that guarantee them an easy path to the finals and a chance to hoist the ultimate prize? The Oil will …
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SOLD OUT!!!
PHN’ers, Registration is now open for the Summer 2018 season! Spots will fill fast so please sign-up immediately. CLICK THE ABOVE IMAGE TO GO DIRECTLY TO THE REGISTRATION PAGE OR COPY AND PASTE THE FOLLOWING LINK: http://tinyurl.com/ychxx92f When: Monday nights, starting April 16 (8:30pm / 9:30pm / 10:30pm game times) Where: Vaughan Iceplex Teams: 6 drafted teams, 11 rostered skaters per team + one goalie …
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Congratulations to the Mustangs!
Congrats goes out to the Mustangs for finishing first at the end of the regular season and winning the Commissioners Cup!
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BLAKBAK ELITE PRO MODEL STICKS FOR SALE
BLAKBAK OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE PHN NHL PRO STICK BlakBak Elite BOYZ, the playoffs are just around the corner, have you checked your equipment, are you locked and loaded and ready to do battle. Stay focused on your game, not on your broken down TWIG! Ask yourself, am I an ANIMAL outfitted with the tool of my trade!!!!!! These are not sport store models, they …
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This Weeks Key Matchup: Bombers vs Godfathers
Fresh from a mud bath Molicious and the Bombers look to keep rolling after last weeks upset over PHN’s 1st Place Mustangs. With Captain 15 out on disability leave, The Bombers seem to have tightened as a group. Rumour has it Assistant Captain Kuz was left in the dark while the starting lineup was set up before last weeks game. Should the Godfathers take the …