Moe has a fast car but his PHN career has stalled out since his first season Moe – aka Molicious – is something of a PHN legend. Exactly what year he entered in the PHN is a bit foggy but he’s near a decade into his career and after a championship loss in his rookie season he’s never made it back to big game ever …
Sad as emo boys, these guys in serious need of a championship There are actually a trio of Whalers who have never won the big game, but since Matty D is a part timer we’re focussing on the full time losers Mark and Morgy (aka 15 aka Morgs aka Captain Morgan, aka the VP of Corruption). Mark comes from a family of winners – …
Nords keeper NEEDS to win the big game Nords goalie Danner is something of an enigma. That means mystery for all you PHN tools who never made it past grade eight! The guy can rob you stone cold on a breakaway, but for a young buck also misses a lot of games due to injury or maybe STI’s, we’re not sure. Either way something in …
Super stud wants a win for his many many many kids He’s a man with almost as many nicknames as he has children. Actually that’s not true he has a handful of nicknames but more children than anyone – including himself – can count. He’s Bambi, aka Rodzilla aka Rod the Bod aka as of today Roddy. And despite being the most fertile player the …
Two game showdown determines if you play for championship or toilet bowl! Okay boys here’s how the 20th anniversary summer season playoffs work. Pay attention – especially you captains! After the showdown robin the top two teams will play for the PHN Championship and the bottom two play for the Toilet Bowl on Monday, Aug 26th. Mel Dawg designed this system for us, just like …
Meet the newbies going for summer 2024, plus learn about the Nords total rebuild The stellar PHN 20th anniversary season has a stellar crop of rookies. The PHN has a media clauses in entry level deals, so all the rookies had no choice but to comply with the rookie questionnaire! We have five – that’s right five – new guys trolling the ice this summer. …
Players putting on a show in the showers, and action on the ice is hot too Over two decades guys can learn a lot. New moves, new cellys, even new ways to tape their stick. So the PHN’s 20th year is proof of how guys can evolve. Here are a few things we’ve seen so far in the 20th season so far that are just …
OMG new captains, it’s crazy Breaking news in advance of the PHN Draft! We know you all want to hear a Captain say your name more than the chicks in Destiny’s Child wants to hear it but we have other news you need to know. Joe B, number one ranked player was fired by his Dad. Huge controversy in the family. Joe’s now in the …
Snoop Dog coming to Toronto to apologize to Pags, Wedge and the squad In decisive 5-2 victory the Nords triumphed over a depleted Caps squad missing 4 key players. The Nords scored a couple goals early and hounded the Caps D all night long. The boys in blue especially hounded the spent Toilet Bowl call ups Niner and Dom, making it hard for the Caps …
and what about that weird “Toilet Bowl” that you have to lose to win? The PHN Championship is here and so is the infamous Toilet Bowl! The big game is the Caps vs the Nords – with the PHN’s best regular season team doing battle with comeback kids who rarely lose and also rarely win. FINALS AT 10:00! “Wow man hockey is the best sport,” …
One week sign up for current PHN players only, then it’s wide open to alumni and rookies That’s right boys the PHN has got it going on. Twenty years ago Snoop Dog released “Drop it like it’s hot” and twenty years ago is when the PHN started with its first season at the Vaughan Sports Village. Of course we have always known hockey is cool …
Plus more about the playoffs and Niner’s plans for a new career Okay boys here are where things are for the playoffs. The Caps have 17 points with two wins. 6 points for each win, then 3 points for goal differential in game 1, and another 2 points for goal differential in game 2. The Whalers have 8 points, 6 for their game 1 win …