Are you ready to be a champion? Okay boys the playoffs are here and the rosters are locked. We’re missing Arse, Dr. Brad, and Alex Z as we head into the post season. Wishing speedy recoveries for them all! Going into the playoffs both the Caps and the Nords have 12 skaters. The Whalers have 11 skaters. The Seals have 10 skaters. Because of known …
PHN Player survey has hot tips for your best hockey hair ever! Boys it’s the end of the regular season and here are some things that we know. The Caps are finishing in 1st place even though there tender Danner has played less than half the season and top D man Mike the Finisher has been away for weeks first with an STI contracted from …
Three newbies getting noticed for their quickness and quirkiness The PHN 23/24 winter season has been one of saw offs with tie after tie after tie – yeah talking to you Nords and Whalers! It’s also marked the debut of three quick new skaters who also bring some quirks to league. Fortunately the PHN has a media clauses in entry level deals, so all the …
Double Minors are against a player, not a team Guys as the standings tighten up and the play becomes more spirited here’s a reminder on the rules, as well as rule change agreed to by captains and league management. We’re happy to see that there has been relatively little chippy play this season with respect being shown to players and the refs. As a draft …
The scoop on Joe’s PED program, Mark’s vampire sleep routine and more! The Seals are vying to be the first ever PHN dynasty to win three championships in a row and the club does have the second most wins this season so far. While they recently slid into 3rd place after being thumped by the Nords for 2nd time, there are still lots of people …
Club started the second half with a win over the Caps After pulling off only one win in the first half of the season the Nords say the second half of the season will be all “bonne chance.” As if to prove the “winner winner, gagner” point they started 2024 with a 7-5 win over the Caps. That win came without Wedge, Papa Wedge, JaySte …
The deal on the three new duos While Dom and Joe swim on with the Seals there are three new captain pairs in the PHN this winter. if you don’t know where the line “Captain my captain” comes from you’re too young to understand the world. Get a bottle of whiskey, a box of tissues look up Dead Poet’s Society and cry over the lost …
Shocking development going into winter season Major changes are coming to the PHN for Winter 23/34 with huge leadership changes on every team. The details shocked even the VP of Corruption, aka 15, who said “even I am shocked, and I’m the VP of Corruption.” Normally 15 has an inside scoop on what’s happening because he’s looking for a bribe, but in this case PHN …
Want to know how the Seals repeated? Find out here! So lots of PHN fans have been wondering what is in the secret fish sauce that keeps the Seals winning? Well these fun facts explain it all! The Doc Factor Mid way through the season Seals picked up Doc J in a parity trade. Doc J had already won 5 championships in a row. …
Rookies vying to be champs in first season The PHN 2023 summer season has featured the most exciting rookie crop in years. Six new kids made their debut in the big league this summer, and the only teams without a rookie on their roster is the Nords. That means the odds are very high that a rookie or rookies will be hoisting the PHN championship …
Plus getting the games started on time – puck drop time is mandatory The Seals and Nords are both up one game to zero in the PHN playoffs. So what happens if the Whalers and Caps come back to win Game two? Or if the finals or toilet bowl end regulation time in a tie? At the new rink there is not time for a …
PHN Disciplinary Committee says 2 issues led to the ruling Capitals veteran and leader Captain Moe has been suspended for one game. The PHN Disciplinary Committee decided to make Moe sit for a game after an incident in the Caps first playoff contest with the Seals last week. During that game, which the Caps lost 5-2, Captain Moe broke two PHN rules. He broke his …