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  • DRAFT DONE! TRADES MADE!!!!!!!!

    TRADES: North Stars trade Radu to The Oil for Nigel Siu, then The Oil trade Radu to Chiefs for Jerry Paglia North Stars trade Andrew Bell to Bombers for Matthew Hillock Mustangs trade Brian “The Bus” Lavoie to Godfathers for Brian Kramer

  • First round pick secured!

    Stay tuned for the draft to start at 9pm tonight! We will be updating this post live with the results as they happen! Round 1 STEVE BERTOLO drafted first overall, unfortunately, he fell asleep while watching the pre-draft!

  • THE OIL to have the 1st pick overall!!!!

    That’s right folks, by virtue of some brotherly love in the Chiefs organization, The Oil will in essence get the first overall pick!!! Who will it be? Captains Petey and 25 are hard at work working the phones with player agents seeing who will be signing on to a life of extra pounds in the winter season…. This is going to be a dandy!  

  • PHN Winter 2016-2017 Draft!

    The draft is upon us! Stay tuned here for live blogging on who is getting drafted, when, by who, and the mayhem that will ensue!  We may Tweet it out as well so follow us @phnhockey The Chiefs have the first overall pick, who will it be??????

  • Chiefs get new management!

    The PHN would like to announce that effective immediately, Alfie “Rambo” Yuen and JE “the Maltese Falcon” Matiasso have signed 1 year contracts to Captain the Chiefs. “It really is a win win situation for us! We come in to this organization at it’s lowest point.  I don’t want to point fingers, but take a look at how quickly they cleared house and who is …

  • Bombers Announce New Management Structure; Reply to THE OIL!

    The Bombers would like to announce that fort the 2016-2017 season, Morgan Matthews has agreed to a permanent move and signed a long term contract to Captain the team. In his first move as Captain, Matthews looked to the Chiefs organization, winners of the prestigious TOILET BOWL, and plucked Dan Kuzmarov from the Captain ranks to Co-Captain with him on the Bombers. In his next …

  • The Oil make changes in the front office!

        The PHN off season is not one without drama!  Already we have uncovered massive changes in the Captain ranks of teams.  Here we report from unidentified sources a letter from the Captain of The Oil to Peter Tsang.  Most interesting is how The Oil have apparently parted ways with long time Co-Captain Morgan and a natural rivalry between The Oil and the Bombers, …

  • GODFATHERS win the PHN Summer Championship 2016!

    The PHN SUMMER 2016 CHAMPIONS are the GODFATHERS!!!! The Commissioner’s Office would firstly like to congratulate the great leadership of the Godfathers, first time Captains Dom and Joseph Barbuto.  Hard work all season and leading by example, these two gents were a class act and are more than deserving of the trophy and their names on it!  CONGRATULATIONS!!! We would also like to thank all …

  • SOLD OUT!

    PHN, The winter 2016-2017 season is just around the corner and registration is now open. UPDATE ON REGISTRATION: 100% of the spots filled to date…. Get ready for summer hockey! Straight to the details: When: Monday nights, starting in Mid-September, running to April (dates to be announced shortly) Times: 8:30pm, 9:30pm, and 10:30pm games Where: Vaughan Iceplex Teams: 6 team league with the Bombers, Mustangs, North Stars, …

  • North Stars to add to their … hahah NO JUST KIDDING! Bombers vs. Godfathers!!!

    EPIC! People just can’t stop talking about the EPIC defeat the Bombers handed the North Stars.  Some are putting it in the top 3 of all time sport failures…. we think it is THE top loss of all time! Morgan Matthews lead the Bombers from a team break up, to a spot in the finals, making him the odds on favourite for GM of the …

  • The Semi-finals are set, and the Toilet Bowl

    How the mighty have fallen! The Mustangs, the reigning Winter 2015-2016 champions went from a model franchise to the epitomy of suckiness.  Not having players attend critical games resulted in many questions about upper management, and whether they just lost the touch of the room.  Insisting on Michael Jackson being played in the room instead of Eminem, mandatory team dinners at Red Lobster, and a …

  • Game 2 of the playoffs after the Civic holiday!

    PHN, The playoffs take a break for the Ontario Civic Holiday this coming Monday, August 1.  We resume back on August 8 with the final matches of the first round!  Hope everyone has a great long weekend, rest up, be safe and see you on the ice! For those interested, Peter Tsang just graduated with a Ph.D. in Economics.  He has been short listed by …

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