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  • Mustangs gun shy, book a retreat at Shady Acres

    The Mustangs have been gun shy all night, rejecting trade after trade, even the ones that should improve their team.  GM Mel Marrello who was Skyping in said, “I think we are happy with who we have, I just feel bad trading guys after I told them to buy a place.” Some have said the Mustangs are lacking in skill at the top ranks, and …

  • New Godfather Captains Quickly Named!

    The PHN Commissioner’s Office would like to announce The Godfather organization has hired Dom and Joseph Barbuto, the first father and son team to be Captains of The Godfathers! Dom and Joseph are league veterans who have waited patiently for their chance to assume a veteran leadership role in the PHN.  The Barbutos most recently came from The Oil, where they showed grit and determination and …

  • Godfather fired, sensitive data leak contained!

    In a shocking turn of events, this weekend brought drama  never before seen at the Captain ranks!  In a twisted plot of insanity, Nick “The Godfather” Lapicirrella was caught at PHN headquarters attempting to hack into the central scouting databanks to obtain a leg up on his fellow captains in this year’s draft.  Luckily, our security experts were able to identify the changes the GF …

  • The Battle of Vimy Ridge April 9-12, 1917

    (Taken directly from an article by Tim Cook on The Canadian War Museum – http://www.warmuseum.ca/) Many historians and writers consider the Canadian victory at Vimy a defining moment for Canada, when the country emerged from under the shadow of Britain and felt capable of greatness. Canadian troops also earned a reputation as formidable, effective troops because of the stunning success. But it was a victory at a terrible …

  • The finals are set!

    The fairy tale of The Oil ended this past Monday, with a 2-0 loss to the Mustangs.  Pre-game chatter had The Oil being a slight favourite over the Mustangs, but we all know it is tough to beat a team twice in a row, and ultimately, that proved to be the case.  It was great goaltending by The Oil that kept them in the game, …

  • The Mustangs earn the right to pick their poison!

    PHN, A wild night in the 2nd night of the 2 game first series matchups!!  First off, in a thrilling match, THE OIL actually defeated the might Mustangs in regulation time to automatically advance to the semis! In a bid to win the series, overtime was played, but a miscue behind the net ended up on Mustangs MVP player Damian Lastoria, who netted the OT …

  • PLAYOFF PENALTY WARNING AND SPARE POLICY – PLEASE READ!!!

    PHN, Penalties – If you reach 12 minutes in penalties, you are done for the playoffs.  You are playing a 2 game series and a semi-finals game.  If you hit 12 minutes in 3 games, you won’t be playing in the Championship game.  No reason to get that many minutes in 2 or 3 games, period. PHN PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT That INCLUDES TALKING TO THE …

  • PLAYOFFS ARE HERE, AND EXPLAINED!

    PHN, The playoffs are now here.  March break is over, and we are back at it! Mustangs (1) vs. The Oil (6) North Stars (3) vs. The Godfathers (5) Bombers (3) vs. The Chiefs (4) 2 game total points: Win is 2pts, ties are 1pts (games may end in ties) If at the end of the 2 games, the teams are tied in points, they …

  • Players may not request to play together!

    PLEASE NOTE: We are no longer allowing people to request to play with anyone.  This has resulted in unfair balancing of teams, and limits our ability to trade players to balance things out.  Please be aware that there will be NO requests considered for staying together.  The only exceptions are: Immediate family – otherwise known as the Barbuto/Audino exception.  NO, COUSINS DO NOT COUNT!!! First …

  • PHN Summer Registration is LIVE! Oh, Limited Earlybird!

    PHN, The Summer 2016 Season is now upon us!  Early bird registration is now open, and it will fill up fast! Once the spots are gone, they are gone! Where: Vaughan Iceplex (Jane and Hwy7) When: April 25th, 2016, Monday nights, 8:30pm, 9:30pm, 10:30pm game times Teams: Bombers, Chiefs, Mustangs, Godfathers, North Stars, and THE OIL.  12 skaters How: Teams will be drafted Cost: Until …

  • The Godfather wins prestigious FAMILY MAN AWARD!!!!!

    Congratulations goes out to PHN’s own, THE GODFATHER for winning the annual FAMILY MAN AWARD given out by the Province of Ontario to the “… deserving and honourable man that represents his family in the good and bad, and is a beacon of light for us all!”  The Godfather will receive his award this Family Day at Queen’s Park where the Premier will award him …

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