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  • Remembrance Day

    All members of the PHN today remember our fallen, wounded and those who have, are and will serve for our great nation.  Our thoughts and wishes go out to them and their families and thank them for the ultimate sacrifice. If you are interested in donating to charities that help our soldiers, below are some links that provide for our war veterans:    

  • Tsang tries to trade himself, more soon…

    The Commissioner’s Office has received a request for a trade by none other than Flames GM Peter Tsang.  Surprisingly, it is for HIM to be traded! He has waived his no trade clause and will allow himself to be moved to any team except the Oilers.  When asked why not the Oilers, he said, “The way they run that team it is a disgrace.  Who …

  • Suspensions Handed Down

    PHN, The following supensions have been handed down by the Commissioner’s Office after reviewing the video evidence from the game on October 27, 2014 between the Flames and Canucks: 1. James Marjadsingh is suspended for 1 game for intentionally slashing a player.  A 5 min major was issued.  The slash was not part of a play, and was not made in an attempt to get …

  • Capitals win with return of JSB!

    The Capitals have been without their leader and inside man JSB for the season to date.  That all changed this week with his return.  Making his way back from a short stint in the minors with the Capitals farm team, the Wichita Witches.  JSB put up great numbers, scoring 11 goals and 6 assists in just 4 games, and was even voted “SEXIEST WITCH” at …

  • Capitals Dominate North Stars 4-1; Ashton blames his team!

    Some say Chris Ashton is a genius, some say he is a methodical mastermind that knows how to generate Championship winning teams…. Then again, he got lucky and his team this year looks to have a long road ahead of him.  The pundits are saying that the North Stars are destined for the Toilet Bowl game if their GM Ashton doesn’t trade himself, or bring …

  • PHN WINTER 2014-2015 TEAMS UNVEILED!

    PHN, Here we go! The teams have been unveiled!  Reach out to your team managers and tell them how amazing they are!  See everyone on Monday!! Chris Ashton – cashtones@gmail.com Morgan Matthews – morgan@prohockeynetwork.com Nick Lapiccirella – nick@prohockeynetwork.com Peter Tsang – p.tsang37@rogers.com Jay Stevens – jay@prohockeynetwork.com Steve Myska – steve@prohockeynetwork. The Kings unfortunately cut Joseph McNammara, as his recovery from his ACL just didn’t seem …

  • Evaluation Rosters are now SET!

    Here you go gents!!! We are back this Monday, September 22, 2014!  Fully refereed games are on tap for the scouts to see what you are made of!  During that 3 week off season, did your training regimen up you a grade? Or did you slack off and your performance is even worse????? Who knows? Well we will come this Monday night! DO NOT MISS …

  • NORTH STARS win the PHN SUMMER 2014 CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

    Congratulations goes out to the NORTH STARS for winning the PHN Summer 2014 Championship!!! GM and all around playa Chris Ashton becomes a local celebrity with the victory, and was seen partying 2 days later in his underwear at numerous shady establishments in Vaughan.  When asked how he was feeling, he simply replied, “Great, just great.  I love my team, they are my guys.  I …

  • Hidden Gems from week 10

    Hidden Gem from week 10 Highlights from a couple missed games in week 10 turn out to have some beauty highlights, including the save of the year, the kaboom of the year and Morgy Matthews unleashing the big clapper and not from his pants.

  • CAPITALS win the Toilet Bowl!

    PHN SUMMER 2014 TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONS CAPITALS The PHN would like to congratulate the Capitals on their fine season, culminating in a TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!  For those that are unaware, the TOILET BOWL is awarded to the team who sucks the most!  The Capitals had a horrible season, only winning one game (against the Flames who beat them in the TOILET BOWL Championship ironically).  In …

  • PHN 2014-2015 WINTER REGISTRATION IS NOW LIVE!!!

    PHN! Registration for the 2014-2015 Winter Season is now LIVE! Act fast, as spots are going to be limited, and we are keeping it tight at 6 teams again! WHEN:  Monday nights starting SEPTEMBER 22, 2014 TIME: 8:30pm, 9:30pm, 10:30pm WHERE: Vaughan Iceplex (see here for a map!) GAMES: 3x15min running time with in-game announcements, music during stoppages, videos, photos and more! COST: Early bird …

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