PHN, Registration is now live for the Winter 2015-2016 season, our 11th year in a row! Spots are going super fast , and like summer, once they are gone, they are gone (Summer sold out in less than 2 weeks). Early bird pricing in effect for a short time, so get it while it’s hot! Early bird (before Sunday, August 23, 2015) – $575+HST then …
Action packed 2015 Playoffs began with a bang! Highlights from each game are posted in the VIDEO archives. http://blog.prohockeynetwork.com/videos/
PHN, The PHN Summer 2015 playoffs start TONIGHT!!!! Let me break it down for you on the format and structure, but first, a penalty warning! PENALTY LIMIT FOR THE PLAYOFFS Seeing as you have 3 games before the finals (2 if you make the Toilet Bowl), we are going with a 10 minute limit if you play in the Toilet Bowl, and 12 minute …
With the 2015 Summer season winding down, the PHN is filled with entertaining footage from the ice, to the depths of the PHN underbelly! Lots of drama, lots of sloppiness, lots of pickled herring. Check them out in the video archives!
Are the Easterbrooks slowing down? Has the immortal Mel Dawg lost his team? Is Turbo Myska on this team? Is Ron Stevens playing with a broken back after last weeks devastating war with the boards… The answer to all the above appears to be yes after a surprising defeat to the Glutenous Oilers. Ian Chapman went from a disastrous first performance last week in his …
PHN, As we hit the half way point of the Summer 2015 season, we are reminding you of the penalty rules: READ THE RULES HERE!!!! Below is the top ten in penalties. With 7 games to go, please keep in mind that if you reach 20 minutes in penalties, you will AUTOMATICALLY be suspended for 1 game, and depending on your offences, the Commissioners may …
PHN!Welcome to the SUMMER 2015 season! We hit the ice tonight!Couple of disciplinary notes that need to get out of the way:The usual suspects, and you know who you are, will bitch and whine, and bitch, and whine, and whine, and bitch…… about penalties and what the calls are for. Here are some reminders:1. The refs will call crease violations. If you SKATE INTO THE …
Let’s face it, aside from the North Stars winning the Championship trophy for a 3rd time, the real story of the season that just ended was the Oilers. The Oilers started a winning tradition, one that phenomenal. They crushed it all year, and in the playoffs. They won at every step of the game. What are we talking about? Oh, not on the ice, but …
PHN, The teams have been drafted! I want to thank the hard work of our crack scouting team for doing advanced scouting on everyone. Our scouts in the PHN Office scoured the nation to view the skills by our devoted players, and together with the PHNPA, have finalized the teams for this coming opening day! “I really want to thank the Commissioners for extending an …
Congratulations go out to the North Stars!!!!!! Chris Ashton comes back with style! In what was thought to be a sure win for the Flames, turned out to be anything but! In fact, the North Stars won in style, winning 2-0 shutting out the high scoring Flames! Nick Lacaria got the biggest shutout of his life and had the following to say: “Wooooo hooooo woooooo …
CHAMPIONSHIP MONDAY IS SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Norths Stars played their best game of the year with their leader, Chris “I dive for penalties” Ashton suspended for……. being a douche. A huge 5-1 victory over the Oilers has booked their ticket into the Championship game. Steve Bertolo had a huge night, with 2 goals and 2 assists. K-Dawg, Kevin Kandaharian scored the game winner and had this …
Folks, The Canucks are your PHN Winter 2014-2015 Toilet Bowl Champions! Congrats go out to them for finishing second in the league during the regular season and then having an utter collapse of epic proportion in order to win the Toilet Bowl!! Lead by player/coach GF, the Canucks met their ultimate demise in a 8-3 thrashing by the Kings. The Canucks ownership group immediately moved …