Video: Round 1 Game 1 Playoff Games Up!!!
Action packed 2015 Playoffs began with a bang! Highlights from each game are posted in the VIDEO archives. http://blog.prohockeynetwork.com/videos/
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PHN PLAYOFFS ARE HERE!!!
PHN, The PHN Summer 2015 playoffs start TONIGHT!!!! Let me break it down for you on the format and structure, but first, a penalty warning! PENALTY LIMIT FOR THE PLAYOFFS Seeing as you have 3 games before the finals (2 if you make the Toilet Bowl), we are going with a 10 minute limit if you play in the Toilet Bowl, and 12 minute …
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2 New Videos from the PHN Underbelly!
With the 2015 Summer season winding down, the PHN is filled with entertaining footage from the ice, to the depths of the PHN underbelly! Lots of drama, lots of sloppiness, lots of pickled herring. Check them out in the video archives!
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Kings lose to lowly Oilers!
Are the Easterbrooks slowing down? Has the immortal Mel Dawg lost his team? Is Turbo Myska on this team? Is Ron Stevens playing with a broken back after last weeks devastating war with the boards… The answer to all the above appears to be yes after a surprising defeat to the Glutenous Oilers. Ian Chapman went from a disastrous first performance last week in his …
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Penalty Warnings
PHN, As we hit the half way point of the Summer 2015 season, we are reminding you of the penalty rules: READ THE RULES HERE!!!! Below is the top ten in penalties. With 7 games to go, please keep in mind that if you reach 20 minutes in penalties, you will AUTOMATICALLY be suspended for 1 game, and depending on your offences, the Commissioners may …
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PENALTY RULES!!!
PHN!Welcome to the SUMMER 2015 season! We hit the ice tonight!Couple of disciplinary notes that need to get out of the way:The usual suspects, and you know who you are, will bitch and whine, and bitch, and whine, and whine, and bitch…… about penalties and what the calls are for. Here are some reminders:1. The refs will call crease violations. If you SKATE INTO THE …
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Oilers reject new recruit, make some changes
Let’s face it, aside from the North Stars winning the Championship trophy for a 3rd time, the real story of the season that just ended was the Oilers. The Oilers started a winning tradition, one that phenomenal. They crushed it all year, and in the playoffs. They won at every step of the game. What are we talking about? Oh, not on the ice, but …
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BOOM! Teams drafted!
PHN, The teams have been drafted! I want to thank the hard work of our crack scouting team for doing advanced scouting on everyone. Our scouts in the PHN Office scoured the nation to view the skills by our devoted players, and together with the PHNPA, have finalized the teams for this coming opening day! “I really want to thank the Commissioners for extending an …
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North Stars are TRIPERFECTA!!!
Congratulations go out to the North Stars!!!!!! Chris Ashton comes back with style! In what was thought to be a sure win for the Flames, turned out to be anything but! In fact, the North Stars won in style, winning 2-0 shutting out the high scoring Flames! Nick Lacaria got the biggest shutout of his life and had the following to say: “Wooooo hooooo woooooo …
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North Stars Drill for Oil; Flames burn the Capitals!
CHAMPIONSHIP MONDAY IS SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Norths Stars played their best game of the year with their leader, Chris “I dive for penalties” Ashton suspended for……. being a douche. A huge 5-1 victory over the Oilers has booked their ticket into the Championship game. Steve Bertolo had a huge night, with 2 goals and 2 assists. K-Dawg, Kevin Kandaharian scored the game winner and had this …
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CANUCKS WIN THE TOILET BOWL! BREAK TROPHY IN ULTIMATE DISPLAY OF POOR SPORTSMANSHIP!
Folks, The Canucks are your PHN Winter 2014-2015 Toilet Bowl Champions! Congrats go out to them for finishing second in the league during the regular season and then having an utter collapse of epic proportion in order to win the Toilet Bowl!! Lead by player/coach GF, the Canucks met their ultimate demise in a 8-3 thrashing by the Kings. The Canucks ownership group immediately moved …
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Suspension
The following was released to the media this morning from the Commissioner’s Office: “Chris Ashton of the North Stars has been suspended 1 game for his actions in this week’s game against the Canucks. Ashton received 18 minutes in penalties, including a 4 minute double minor for unsportsmanlike conduct for throwing/slamming his stick. He will miss the semifinal game, and be eligible for the consolation …