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  • PENALTY Warnings!!

      Just a courtesy warning from the Commissioner’s Office to those approaching TWENTY (20) minutes in penalties!  If you hit 20 minutes in penalties you will be AUTOMATICALLY SUSPENDED FOR ONE (1) GAME!  This is AUTOMATIC and will be served the following game, including into the playoffs.

  • Capitals acquire rights to Cohn?

    EXCLUSIVE VIDEO! In what can only be described as a shady move, VP of Corruption moves on Flames GM Peter Tsang and captures this live call on video! Check it out, does Tsang think ill of his team? Does the VP of C have Tsang in his back pocket??? BOOM!

  • NORTH STARS WIN AND REMAIN IN 1ST PLACE!

    If you asked North Stars GM Chris Ashton what he thought about the North Stars being in first place at this point in the season, he would probably tell you it was never a doubt in his mind.  If you asked the pundits and talking heads, they would tell you it was a surprise, because Ashton is known to ruin a dressing room, and those …

  • Three new videos have hit the site!!

    PHN, Three new videos have hit the site! 1. THE UGLIES – yes, you all suck! 2. CLOSE CALLS – OK, you don’t SUCK but it is close! 3. Morgan Matthews debuts in net! CLICK BELOW FOR THEM:

  • Updates to the WEBSITE

    Chris Ashton has told us that some of you actually check the website!!! NOw that we know that, we have a noon the next day promise of updates! That is right, NOON the next day promise to have the site updated! If not, please send an email to customerservice@prohockeynetwork.com and if you register your complaint in time, we will be drawing for prizes! See you …

  • The Godfather is doing great!

    The PHN would like to wish The Godfather all the best as he recovers from his surgery. Really, this man is an icon, and there isn’t one person here that doesn’t think of him as the most amazing bro with the craziest flo! In fact, all the Commissioners are together because of this guy, and so we all are glad the GF is doing well. …

  • Guess whose Birthday it is????

    Our former Majesty, QUEEN VICTORIA!!!!! IN honour of our beloved Queen, we will be taking the week off from the PHN! I hope everyone parties hard, rocks out, and enjoys a BBQ filled weekend with plenty of booze! For those looking for the more subdued agenda, PHNPA President Mel Marrello is rocking it out in Jamaica mon!!! He welcomes everyone down to his private villa, …

  • North Stars storm the Capital, Kings crown themselves!

    A great first week to kick off the 10th year of the PHN!!! Early out of the gate, it looked like veteran North Stars were on their game after winning the PHN Championship this past winter.  Anthony Paglia and Steve Bertolo each potted two goals to lead their team to a 7-0 shutout.  Geoff Palin earned the SO, taking the early lead in the goaltending …

  • TRADED!

    Wow, the season didn’t even start, and already we have a goaltending swap, and one player traded under threat of the Godfather’s wrath! The Kings and Oilers swap goalies, with Benny “Cool as a Cucumber” Wang going to the Kings, with Daniel “My Comeback is yet to happen” Levesque going the other way.  No team official was available for comment, however, Levesque was seen returning …

  • TEAMS DRAFTED! BOOM!

    OK OK OK OK, We know we said Friday, but today is Saturday and we have the teams all ready to go! Firstly, before we get 5 million questions about the draft, let me lay it out for you so you know how it went down: Three highly esteemed Commissioners sat around a boardroom table with plenty of beer, scotch and fatty foods and were …

  • PHN Evaluation Night a roaring success?

    Well if by roaring success we uncovered the great VP of Corruption himself trying to upgrade his draft status, but caught on film stuffing his face, then yes! Clearly, some of our athletes need work on their diet! Some highlights: Peter Tsang going old school and visiting the midnight madness sale at the Centre Ice Hockey Shop and buying a pair of retro TACKLA pants! …

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