Some say Chris Ashton is a genius, some say he is a methodical mastermind that knows how to generate Championship winning teams…. Then again, he got lucky and his team this year looks to have a long road ahead of him. The pundits are saying that the North Stars are destined for the Toilet Bowl game if their GM Ashton doesn’t trade himself, or bring …
PHN, Here we go! The teams have been unveiled! Reach out to your team managers and tell them how amazing they are! See everyone on Monday!! Chris Ashton – cashtones@gmail.com Morgan Matthews – morgan@prohockeynetwork.com Nick Lapiccirella – nick@prohockeynetwork.com Peter Tsang – p.tsang37@rogers.com Jay Stevens – jay@prohockeynetwork.com Steve Myska – steve@prohockeynetwork. The Kings unfortunately cut Joseph McNammara, as his recovery from his ACL just didn’t seem …
Here you go gents!!! We are back this Monday, September 22, 2014! Fully refereed games are on tap for the scouts to see what you are made of! During that 3 week off season, did your training regimen up you a grade? Or did you slack off and your performance is even worse????? Who knows? Well we will come this Monday night! DO NOT MISS …
Congratulations goes out to the NORTH STARS for winning the PHN Summer 2014 Championship!!! GM and all around playa Chris Ashton becomes a local celebrity with the victory, and was seen partying 2 days later in his underwear at numerous shady establishments in Vaughan. When asked how he was feeling, he simply replied, “Great, just great. I love my team, they are my guys. I …
Hidden Gem from week 10 Highlights from a couple missed games in week 10 turn out to have some beauty highlights, including the save of the year, the kaboom of the year and Morgy Matthews unleashing the big clapper and not from his pants.
PHN SUMMER 2014 TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONS CAPITALS The PHN would like to congratulate the Capitals on their fine season, culminating in a TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! For those that are unaware, the TOILET BOWL is awarded to the team who sucks the most! The Capitals had a horrible season, only winning one game (against the Flames who beat them in the TOILET BOWL Championship ironically). In …
PHN! Registration for the 2014-2015 Winter Season is now LIVE! Act fast, as spots are going to be limited, and we are keeping it tight at 6 teams again! WHEN: Monday nights starting SEPTEMBER 22, 2014 TIME: 8:30pm, 9:30pm, 10:30pm WHERE: Vaughan Iceplex (see here for a map!) GAMES: 3x15min running time with in-game announcements, music during stoppages, videos, photos and more! COST: Early bird …
Check out the footage from the final weeks of the regular season in the PHN!
The PHN Commissioner’s Office is banning Eric Turmel for life. This is due to his actions as a substitute goalie in which he verbally abused the officials both on and off the ice. We remind players that at no time is this acceptable, and that if there are issues with the referees, the ONLY action that should be taken is to speak with the Commissioners …
Recent developments have been reported coming from the Capitals camp. Apparently their heart and soul, THE WARRIOR will not be making the lineup tonight against the Twinkle North Stars and Chris Ashton. What does this mean to the Capitals chances? The Warrior is the man! After all, check out this photo before a PHN game a couple of weeks ago, dressed in war paint and …
The playoffs are HERE folks! So you wanna know how they work? It is all here! Two game total points series will start us off, with series based on the regular season final standings 1st – North Stars vs 6th – Capitals 2nd – Kings vs 5th – Flames 3rd – Oilers vs 6th – Canucks Total points win the series: 2 points for a …