OK OK OK OK, We know we said Friday, but today is Saturday and we have the teams all ready to go! Firstly, before we get 5 million questions about the draft, let me lay it out for you so you know how it went down: Three highly esteemed Commissioners sat around a boardroom table with plenty of beer, scotch and fatty foods and were …
Well if by roaring success we uncovered the great VP of Corruption himself trying to upgrade his draft status, but caught on film stuffing his face, then yes! Clearly, some of our athletes need work on their diet! Some highlights: Peter Tsang going old school and visiting the midnight madness sale at the Centre Ice Hockey Shop and buying a pair of retro TACKLA pants! …
PHN, The evaluation games are set! Full games with referees and the scouts will be out. Are you team dark? Are you team white? Check out the schedule and what team you will be playing on! Game times will be: 8:30pm 9:30pm 10:30pm Bring your “A” game! We will be scouting to rank everyone for the draft. Once the schedule is out, please confirm your …
Congrats to the Flames for winning the Consolation Championships! Nick Lacaria was solid all year, and a leading candidate for the Rob Santangelo Award.
BOOOOOOOM! HUGE F’IN VICTORY for the North Stars! What a finish for the boys in green. After a strong start to the season, the North Stars were targeted by league management and decimated. Taking scoring sensation Jay Stevens, and some other dude I can’t remember, they started to lose. Chris Ashton, self proclaimed Captain and Team Douche, was holding nothing back when he said, “The …
The North Stars vs. The Capitals…… EPIC! The medals are all shined up, boxed up, and ready to be handed out! The Championship Trophy, well, not so much! But it will be! Here at the PHN Engineering Dept. we are reconstruction the trophy as we suspect the hooligans and shannanigans will be a plenty after it is won! SEE IT TONIGHT! Championship game is 10:00pm! …
Epic! One word to describe the performance of the North Stars in shutting down the Canucks. In a well played strategy, the North Stars senior management made sure that breakaway contortionist Steve “Turbo” Myska would be preoccupied with other activities, taking him away from the game. Little did the North Stars also realize that their very own Easterbrook would be kite sailing off the coast …
While many may question Goncalves’ ability to dangle, the one thing you can’t deny this kid is toughness! In a playoff game last night, Goncalves separated his shoulder, in gruesome style. Going in for the puck, he awkwardly bumped into the opposing player, causing his shoulder to pop out. Not one to ever back down from anything, Goncalves got off the ice, and calmly sat …
IMPORTANT!!! Here is the official spare policy for the PHN Winter 2013-2014 Playoffs: A team is eligible for a player spare if the following conditions, and ONLY if the following conditions are met: 1. The team has 7 or less roster skaters available for the game 2. The spare request is received by the Commissioners (email commissioners@prohockeynetwork.com) by 12:00 noon on the day of the …
Ladies and Gentlemen, The PHN Winter 2013-2014 playoffs have arrived! Let me break it down for you: Week 1 and 2 – 2 game total points; 2 pts for a win, 1 pt for a tie. If series is tied in points, we immediately go to a 5 minute period of 3 on 3. If no goal is scored by then, we move to 2 …
PHN! Registration is now open for the PHN SUMMER 2014 Season! I know we have said it before, but this time, we 10000% are going back to a pure draft! No more pre-made teams! We are allowing some groupings based on travel, etc.. but they will be limited to absolutely NO MORE THAN 3 players. The reason for the draft is it allows everyone to …
The PLAYOFFS are coming folks! Mark your calendars for March 17, 2014 for the start of the PHN playoffs! This year, we have a new format which we expect to hear a ton of complaints about, a ton of love for, and a ton of who cares, let’s just play (the right attitude!). Week 1 and 2 – 2 game total points; 2 pts for …