The following was released to the media this morning from the Commissioner’s Office: “Chris Ashton of the North Stars has been suspended 1 game for his actions in this week’s game against the Canucks. Ashton received 18 minutes in penalties, including a 4 minute double minor for unsportsmanlike conduct for throwing/slamming his stick. He will miss the semifinal game, and be eligible for the consolation …
Well, how the tides have turned this season!!! The Kings finished the season in first place, followed by the Canucks with a second place finish. The Kings, who just weeks ago were celebrating their Commissioner’s Cup Championship, are now battling for the Toilet Bowl! The Canucks, lead by the Godfather, dropped quickly into the dumper! Stay tuned to see who loses this match and wins …
PHN, SPARE POLICY 1. All spares must be pre-approved by 3 Commissioners unless 3 are not available, then 1 may approve spares. 2. Teams must let the Commissioners know by noon on Monday so that it gives the Commissioners time to get an approved spare. Any request after noon on Monday may not be granted due to time restraints. 3. Spares may only be granted …
PHN, Exciting times, as round 1 starts TONIGHT!!!! Forget March Madness, the PHN has the hottest action for March and April!!! In the first tilt of the night, we see 1st place Kings take on the Flames. Heated rivals, expect fireworks to hit! Then the Capitals look to take on the ever popular Oilers, who seem to win no matter what the score is at …
PHN, Here is the structure for the playoffs!! Two-game series, total points wins it. 2pts for a win, 1pt for a tie. NO OVERTIME for games. If at the end of regular time in the second game, both teams are tied for points, they will play a sudden death 5 minute overtime 4 on 4. Then if still tied, it will go into a 3 …
The PHN Commissioner’s Office and the PHNPA would like to thank all those that continue to take a great interest in the PHN and those newcomers who always add fresh talent to the league! We are officially SOLD OUT for the Summer 2015 season. For those that didn’t make the cut, the winter season will be opening up come August, and newsletters will be sent …
PHN, As tonight is our last night of the regular season, I bring forth the controversy known as the TIE-BREAKER. Yes, I will hear 14 different views on why this isn’t the best tie-breaker, why your idea is more fair (to your team….), and quite frankly, I am open to listening to all of them, but will care less! REGULAR SEASON TIE-BREAKERS 1. Pts …
Congratulations goes out to the following who have made the top 10 list for most penalties in the PHN!!!!! The winner is close to getting an all-inclusive automatic 1 game suspension! That’s right, you will be suspended for 1 game automatically if you hit 30 minutes!! With the playoffs around the corner, you may just miss that sweet action!!! Shout out to the NORTH STARS …
The PHN was active with SPORTSNET personalities Strombo and Armdog, talking about the important issues at hand on trade deadline day!
The Office of the PHN VP of Player Safety has issued the following ruling: Brian Kramer has been suspended for two games for slewfooting in a game on February 23, 2015 against the North Stars. This act is extremely dangerous and can result in serious injury. This will not be tolerated. At no time will any action like this be tolerated in the PHN, and …
The PHN would like to extend a warm set of birthday wishes to the GM of the Oilers and the VP of Corruption! In honour of his special day, rap sensation STITCHES even sent in his own bday wishes, sporting his OIL gear! Just goes to show the kind of celebrity the OIL have hanging around them! For those that haven’t seen STITCHES breakthrough video, …
Stop the presses gents! The Oilers had some milestones last night!!! Only one we can divulge, and that is that perennial superstar Andrew Bell, most notable for his stay at home defensive expertise, scored a beauty last night to open his account! Bell circled back to his blueline with the puck, and then proceeded to deke out the entire team and score! “I was just …