If you asked North Stars GM Chris Ashton what he thought about the North Stars being in first place at this point in the season, he would probably tell you it was never a doubt in his mind. If you asked the pundits and talking heads, they would tell you it was a surprise, because Ashton is known to ruin a dressing room, and those …
PHN, Three new videos have hit the site! 1. THE UGLIES – yes, you all suck! 2. CLOSE CALLS – OK, you don’t SUCK but it is close! 3. Morgan Matthews debuts in net! CLICK BELOW FOR THEM:
Chris Ashton has told us that some of you actually check the website!!! NOw that we know that, we have a noon the next day promise of updates! That is right, NOON the next day promise to have the site updated! If not, please send an email to customerservice@prohockeynetwork.com and if you register your complaint in time, we will be drawing for prizes! See you …
The PHN would like to wish The Godfather all the best as he recovers from his surgery. Really, this man is an icon, and there isn’t one person here that doesn’t think of him as the most amazing bro with the craziest flo! In fact, all the Commissioners are together because of this guy, and so we all are glad the GF is doing well. …
Our former Majesty, QUEEN VICTORIA!!!!! IN honour of our beloved Queen, we will be taking the week off from the PHN! I hope everyone parties hard, rocks out, and enjoys a BBQ filled weekend with plenty of booze! For those looking for the more subdued agenda, PHNPA President Mel Marrello is rocking it out in Jamaica mon!!! He welcomes everyone down to his private villa, …
A great first week to kick off the 10th year of the PHN!!! Early out of the gate, it looked like veteran North Stars were on their game after winning the PHN Championship this past winter. Anthony Paglia and Steve Bertolo each potted two goals to lead their team to a 7-0 shutout. Geoff Palin earned the SO, taking the early lead in the goaltending …
Wow, the season didn’t even start, and already we have a goaltending swap, and one player traded under threat of the Godfather’s wrath! The Kings and Oilers swap goalies, with Benny “Cool as a Cucumber” Wang going to the Kings, with Daniel “My Comeback is yet to happen” Levesque going the other way. No team official was available for comment, however, Levesque was seen returning …
OK OK OK OK, We know we said Friday, but today is Saturday and we have the teams all ready to go! Firstly, before we get 5 million questions about the draft, let me lay it out for you so you know how it went down: Three highly esteemed Commissioners sat around a boardroom table with plenty of beer, scotch and fatty foods and were …
Well if by roaring success we uncovered the great VP of Corruption himself trying to upgrade his draft status, but caught on film stuffing his face, then yes! Clearly, some of our athletes need work on their diet! Some highlights: Peter Tsang going old school and visiting the midnight madness sale at the Centre Ice Hockey Shop and buying a pair of retro TACKLA pants! …
PHN, The evaluation games are set! Full games with referees and the scouts will be out. Are you team dark? Are you team white? Check out the schedule and what team you will be playing on! Game times will be: 8:30pm 9:30pm 10:30pm Bring your “A” game! We will be scouting to rank everyone for the draft. Once the schedule is out, please confirm your …
Congrats to the Flames for winning the Consolation Championships! Nick Lacaria was solid all year, and a leading candidate for the Rob Santangelo Award.
BOOOOOOOM! HUGE F’IN VICTORY for the North Stars! What a finish for the boys in green. After a strong start to the season, the North Stars were targeted by league management and decimated. Taking scoring sensation Jay Stevens, and some other dude I can’t remember, they started to lose. Chris Ashton, self proclaimed Captain and Team Douche, was holding nothing back when he said, “The …