The scoop on Joe’s PED program, Mark’s vampire sleep routine and more! The Seals are vying to be the first ever PHN dynasty to win three championships in a row and the club does have the second most wins this season so far. While they recently slid into 3rd place after being thumped by the Nords for 2nd time, there are still lots of people …
Club started the second half with a win over the Caps After pulling off only one win in the first half of the season the Nords say the second half of the season will be all “bonne chance.” As if to prove the “winner winner, gagner” point they started 2024 with a 7-5 win over the Caps. That win came without Wedge, Papa Wedge, JaySte …
The deal on the three new duos While Dom and Joe swim on with the Seals there are three new captain pairs in the PHN this winter. if you don’t know where the line “Captain my captain” comes from you’re too young to understand the world. Get a bottle of whiskey, a box of tissues look up Dead Poet’s Society and cry over the lost …
Shocking development going into winter season Major changes are coming to the PHN for Winter 23/34 with huge leadership changes on every team. The details shocked even the VP of Corruption, aka 15, who said “even I am shocked, and I’m the VP of Corruption.” Normally 15 has an inside scoop on what’s happening because he’s looking for a bribe, but in this case PHN …
Want to know how the Seals repeated? Find out here! So lots of PHN fans have been wondering what is in the secret fish sauce that keeps the Seals winning? Well these fun facts explain it all! The Doc Factor Mid way through the season Seals picked up Doc J in a parity trade. Doc J had already won 5 championships in a row. …
Rookies vying to be champs in first season The PHN 2023 summer season has featured the most exciting rookie crop in years. Six new kids made their debut in the big league this summer, and the only teams without a rookie on their roster is the Nords. That means the odds are very high that a rookie or rookies will be hoisting the PHN championship …
Plus getting the games started on time – puck drop time is mandatory The Seals and Nords are both up one game to zero in the PHN playoffs. So what happens if the Whalers and Caps come back to win Game two? Or if the finals or toilet bowl end regulation time in a tie? At the new rink there is not time for a …
PHN Disciplinary Committee says 2 issues led to the ruling Capitals veteran and leader Captain Moe has been suspended for one game. The PHN Disciplinary Committee decided to make Moe sit for a game after an incident in the Caps first playoff contest with the Seals last week. During that game, which the Caps lost 5-2, Captain Moe broke two PHN rules. He broke his …
Exclusive interviews with Matty and A-Ron Lago reveal intense rivalry The PHN playoffs start Monday and the early game at 8:00 is the Nords against the Whalers. It’s a two game series to advance to the finals, soon game can end in a tie, and if it is a split series tie breaker rules will be applied. It should be a hard fought series and …
Exclusive interviews with Danner and 2-5 reveal intense rivalry The PHN playoffs start Monday and the late game at 9:00 is the Caps against the Seals. It’s a two game series to advance to the finals, soon game can end in a tie, and if it is a split series tie breaker rules will be applied. Looking forward to the big battle between first and …
Better hurry, email the VP of Corruption immediately… once the spots are gone, they are gone!!!!!!!
Supermodels devasted, some planning to crash his “Gentlemen’s Dinner” PHN stud and veteran superstar Pags is getting married this fall to his sweetheart Selina. After a 10 year courtship she finally agreed to marry the now aging not-so-gracefully power forward, who’s also a PHN GM and has a side hustle as a sparky. “I finally feel like I’m at a point with things in the …