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  • Rookie round up – 20th year anniversary edition!

    Meet the newbies going for summer 2024, plus learn about the Nords total rebuild The stellar PHN 20th anniversary season has a stellar crop of rookies. The PHN has a media clauses in entry level deals, so all the rookies had no choice but to comply with the rookie questionnaire! We have five – that’s right five – new guys trolling the ice this summer. …

  • PHN 20th Anniversary Season off to a smokin’ start

    Players putting on a show in the showers, and action on the ice is hot too Over two decades guys can learn a lot. New moves, new cellys, even new ways to tape their stick. So the PHN’s 20th year is proof of how guys can evolve. Here are a few things we’ve seen so far in the 20th season so far that are just …

  • OMG and say my name, say my name

    OMG new captains, it’s crazy Breaking news in advance of the PHN Draft! We know you all want to hear a Captain say your name more than the chicks in Destiny’s Child wants to hear it but we have other news you need to know. Joe B, number one ranked player was fired by his Dad. Huge controversy in the family. Joe’s now in the …

  • Nords nail down the championship

    Snoop Dog coming to Toronto to apologize to Pags, Wedge and the squad In decisive 5-2 victory the Nords triumphed over a depleted Caps squad missing 4 key players. The Nords scored a couple goals early and hounded the Caps D all night long. The boys in blue especially hounded the spent Toilet Bowl call ups Niner and Dom, making it hard for the Caps …

  • Hey Snoop who you think’s gonna win the championship?

    and what about that weird “Toilet Bowl” that you have to lose to win? The PHN Championship is here and so is the infamous Toilet Bowl! The big game is the Caps vs the Nords – with the PHN’s best regular season team doing battle with comeback kids who rarely lose and also rarely win. FINALS AT 10:00!  “Wow man hockey is the best sport,” …

  • Drop it like it’s hot! Registration for the PHN’s 20th season is open!!!

    One week sign up for current PHN players only, then it’s wide open to alumni and rookies That’s right boys the PHN has got it going on. Twenty years ago Snoop Dog released “Drop it like it’s hot” and twenty years ago is when the PHN started with its first season at the Vaughan Sports Village. Of course we have always known hockey is cool …

  • How the F does this round robin work … and can we make the finals?

    Plus more about the playoffs and Niner’s plans for a new career Okay boys here are where things are for the playoffs. The Caps have 17 points with two wins. 6 points for each win, then 3 points for goal differential in game 1, and another 2 points for goal differential in game 2. The Whalers have 8 points, 6 for their game 1 win …

  • Playoff round robin format, tie breakers and schedule

    3 game round robin determines if you play for championship or toilet bowl! Okay boys here’s how the playoffs work. There is no overtime for the round robin series. How the finals and toilet bowl will work are still TBD. After the round robin the top two teams will play for the championship and the bottom two play for the Toilet Bowl on April 15th. …

  • Playoff Rosters and Spare Rules

    Are you ready to be a champion? Okay boys the playoffs are here and the rosters are locked. We’re missing Arse, Dr. Brad, and Alex Z as we head into the post season. Wishing speedy recoveries for them all! Going into the playoffs both the Caps and the Nords have 12 skaters. The Whalers have 11 skaters. The Seals have 10 skaters. Because of known …

  • End of the regular season – is your flow playoff ready?

    PHN Player survey has hot tips for your best hockey hair ever! Boys it’s the end of the regular season and here are some things that we know. The Caps are finishing in 1st place even though there tender Danner has played less than half the season and top D man Mike the Finisher has been away for weeks first with an STI contracted from …

  • Rookie Round up Winter 23/24 Season

    Three newbies getting noticed for their quickness and quirkiness The PHN 23/24 winter season has been one of saw offs with tie after tie after tie – yeah talking to you Nords and Whalers! It’s also marked the debut of three quick new skaters who also bring some quirks to league. Fortunately the PHN has a media clauses in entry level deals, so all the …

  • As playoffs approach a rules reminder, and new policy!

    Double Minors are against a player, not a team Guys as the standings tighten up and the play becomes more spirited here’s a reminder on the rules, as well as rule change agreed to by captains and league management. We’re happy to see that there has been relatively little chippy play this season with respect being shown to players and the refs. As a draft …

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